The Joker

Joke Count: 1231

Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?

Why are there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

Why does a lion kneel before it springs?

Blonde Calculator

Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Four Kidneys Joke

Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Halloween Party Ghost

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

Talking Tree Pun

A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue".

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.

High Blood Pressure

My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.

Cooking Joke

I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Sheep Wool Joke

Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

What's The Difference Between A Dead Lawyer...

What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead dog in the road?

The Favorite Child

I wish my siblings would stop calling me "spoiled" just because I'm the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children until they found one they liked. It's so not my issue.

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?

Corona Joke

You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

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