15 Baby Jokes - Fart.com

Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Mar 09, 2020

Baby Jokes. Jokes about babies by babies, moms, dads, doctors family, and friends.

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Laughing Baby

A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?

The Advanced Baby

A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am." The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that, THAT HURTS!"

Baby Jokes — The Advanced Baby Joke Meme.

Name Of The Child

When a women found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes," he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it Quits."

New Baby

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full. "Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed." The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

Small Lizard Joke

Why did the husband bring his wife a small lizard?

Baby Jokes — Small Lizard Joke Joke Meme

Pregnant Bed Bug

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?

Twins Favorite Fruit

What are twins favorite fruit?

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?

Baby Jokes — A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke Joke Meme

Baby Birth Joke

How did the baby know it was ready to be born?

Mom's Lunch Joke

What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?

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