You Might be a redneck if... you cut the grass and find a car.
You might be a redneck if... you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if?
Your face mask is made up of coffee filters and duct tape.
You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.
You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand.