You might be a redneck if...?
Your screen door has no screen.
You Might be a redneck if... you cut the grass and find a car.
You might be a redneck if... you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if?
Your face mask is made up of coffee filters and duct tape.
1. I thought Graceland was tacky.
2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
3. Do you think my hair is too big?
4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
5. The tires on that truck are too big.
6. I've got it all on a floppy disk.
7. Do you think this baseball cap goes with this shirt?
8. Damned if that politician ain't honest!
9. We're vegetarians.
10. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
11. You can't feed that to the dog.
12. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. I just love the opera.
14. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
15. Wrasslin's fake.
You might be a redneck if... You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.
You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand.