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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Mar 09, 2020

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Lover / Friend

"The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?" The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often."

If You Love Something, Set It Free

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed that you actually set it free in the first place, You either married it or gave birth to it!

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She Loves Me. . . Not!

A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."

Smal Valentine Joke

What do you call a small Valentine?

Knock Knock Owl Joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

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How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

Valentines Day Joke

What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

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Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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