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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I'm expecting a very large vowel movement.
A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. It’s just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge you for the coffee. They charge you for the 5 minutes you spent looking at the sea while drinking it."
Why are spiders such good developers?
They enjoy looking for bugs!
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth!
What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money?
I'm a little short!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called The Bad Batch File!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume!
I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
