You to can become a Fart.com contributor. Simply signup, confirm your email address and start adding jokes to our extensive joke database. Remeber to vote up jokes that you like. Quality joikes with favorable ratings may be added to our featured jokes database. Thank you!
A newspaper editor receives an article, complete with photographs, about a new game being added to the Winter Olympics in 2030. The first photo clearly shows a person riding a bull on the ice. The second photo shows the bull more clearly, and the bull is wearing skates. The third photo shows the bull holding a stick with his horns next to a puck, and moving the stick as if trying to hit the puck. The editor grabs the article and all three photos with both hands, and shouts loud enough for everyone in the newsroom to hear,
"This is bull hockey!"
There once was a dog named Tax...
...open the door, and income tax!
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I'm expecting a very large vowel movement.
A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. It’s just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge you for the coffee. They charge you for the 5 minutes you spent looking at the sea while drinking it."
Why are spiders such good developers?
They enjoy looking for bugs!
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth!
What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money?
I'm a little short!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called The Bad Batch File!
