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Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

It's For-Biden.

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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham-boogers.

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Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

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Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

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What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Blew.

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Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet?

He's living on a pear.

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What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?

De-calf-inated.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A Milkshake.

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It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

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Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

I heard it was a ToTo failure!

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