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What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Bam-Boo!

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Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Because, there was no living room!

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What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?

Something dawns on you!

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What room do ghost avoid?

The Living Room

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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

He didn't have the guts!

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What's a monster's favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet!

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What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?

You never know which witch is which!

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What do witches put on to go trick or treating?

Mas-scare-a!

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