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What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?
Bam-Boo!
Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
Because, there was no living room!
What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?
Something dawns on you!
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn't have the guts!
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
You never know which witch is which!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
Mas-scare-a!
