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Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?
It's For-Biden.
Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.
What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
Blew.
Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet?
He's living on a pear.
What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.
Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?
I heard it was a ToTo failure!
