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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What if a minister loses his suitcase?

Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth.

What do farts and assassinations both have in common?

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

Little Johnny's teacher was giving a lesson on the importance of learning from mistakes. She asked the class, "Can anyone give me an example of a mistake they learned from?" Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand. "I can, teacher!" "Okay, Johnny, please share your example." Johnny stood up and confidently began, "Last week, I was playing in the living room and my dad was watching a football game. I asked him where the remote was, and he told me it was next to the phone. So I went and picked up the phone, but I couldn't find the remote anywhere." The teacher, puzzled, asked, "So what was the mistake, Johnny?" Johnny grinned, "Well, it turns out my dad said 'phone', but what he actually meant was 'next to the couch'. I learned that sometimes parents don't say what they mean, and next time, I'll just look around more carefully!" The teacher laughed and said, "That's an interesting lesson, Johnny. But next time, try listening more carefully too!" Johnny nodded, "Sure, teacher. Or maybe I'll just keep the remote with me!"

Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter?

What did the panda order at Panda Express?

What did the good egg say to the bad egg?

Why do Santa's helpers get depressed?