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Why did the chicken go to the KFC?

To see a chicken strip

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Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.

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Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!

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Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!

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In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It’s a relephant. (irrelevant)

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What do you call a rat crossing the road?

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What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?

The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing.

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What did one lab rat say to the other?

"I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack."

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Why do rats suck at taking pictures?

Because whenever they say "Cheese!" they all scatter to find it.

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