The Joker

Question 1

Pickle Bread Pun

Question 2

Native American Pun

A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.

Question 3

Quarantine Fifteen

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Question 4

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Question 5

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma!

Question 6

Mama Cow Joke

What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?

Question 7

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Question 8

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Question 9

Confucius Pun

Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

Question 10

Dr. Pepper Joke

What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Question 11

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

Question 12

Getting Old Joke

I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly!

Question 13

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

What did the dog say to the tree?

Question 14

Dancing Dog Joke

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

Question 15

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Question 16

Actress Suicide

Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?

Question 17

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Question 18

Melon Joke

Why do melons have weddings?

Question 19

My Computer Joke

My computer doesn't understand me!

Question 20

Antennas Pun

Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good.

Question 21

Ok Boomer

I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that.

Question 22

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Me: Please bring me a screwdriver. Wife: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that is when I knew she was the one!

Question 23

Professional Help

I think I need professional help...

Question 24

Science Joke

I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

Question 25

PED Free

I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath!

Question 26

Pop Culture Joke

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew.

Question 27

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I'm like Helloooo? It's only 25 cents."

Question 28

Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

Question 29

You Must Be A CEO Joke

A hot-air balloon descends in the middle of nowhere. The traveler in the gondola spots a man on the ground and shouts, "Hey, mister! Can you tell me where I am?" The man looks up and shouts, "You're in a gondola of a hot air balloon!" The traveler shouts back, "You must be a mathematician!" "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, only a mathematician can give such a precise yet useless answer." "Hmmmm. You must be a CEO..." "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, you got yourself into this bad situation, yet you made it look as if it is my fault."

The Joker

Pickle Bread Pun

Native American Pun

Quarantine Fifteen

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

Mama Cow Joke

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Confucius Pun

Dr. Pepper Joke

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Getting Old Joke

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

Dancing Dog Joke

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Actress Suicide

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

Melon Joke

My Computer Joke

Antennas Pun

Ok Boomer

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Professional Help

Science Joke

PED Free

Pop Culture Joke

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

Breakfast Bar

You Must Be A CEO Joke

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