The Joker

Question 1

Tick Joke

Question 2

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #1

President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

Question 3

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Question 4

Native American Pun

A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.

Question 5

Pickle Bread Pun

How do you make pickle bread?

Question 6

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma!

Question 7

Quarantine Fifteen

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Question 8

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

Question 9

Confucius Pun

Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

Question 10

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Question 11

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Question 12

Getting Old Joke

I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly!

Question 13

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

What did the dog say to the tree?

Question 14

Dr. Pepper Joke

What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Question 15

Dancing Dog Joke

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

Question 16

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Question 17

Melon Joke

Why do melons have weddings?

Question 18

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Question 19

Actress Suicide

Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?

Question 20

My Computer Joke

My computer doesn't understand me!

Question 21

Antennas Pun

Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good.

Question 22

Ok Boomer

I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that.

Question 23

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Me: Please bring me a screwdriver. Wife: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that is when I knew she was the one!

Question 24

Professional Help

I think I need professional help...

Question 25

Science Joke

I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

Question 26

PED Free

I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath!

Question 27

Pop Culture Joke

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew.

Question 28

Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

Question 29

You Must Be A CEO Joke

A hot-air balloon descends in the middle of nowhere. The traveler in the gondola spots a man on the ground and shouts, "Hey, mister! Can you tell me where I am?" The man looks up and shouts, "You're in a gondola of a hot air balloon!" The traveler shouts back, "You must be a mathematician!" "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, only a mathematician can give such a precise yet useless answer." "Hmmmm. You must be a CEO..." "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, you got yourself into this bad situation, yet you made it look as if it is my fault."

The Joker

Tick Joke

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #1

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Native American Pun

Pickle Bread Pun

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

Quarantine Fifteen

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Confucius Pun

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Getting Old Joke

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

Dr. Pepper Joke

Dancing Dog Joke

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Melon Joke

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

Actress Suicide

My Computer Joke

Antennas Pun

Ok Boomer

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Professional Help

Science Joke

PED Free

Pop Culture Joke

Breakfast Bar

You Must Be A CEO Joke

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