The Joker

Question 1

Pumpkin Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Question 2

Quarantine Fifteen

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Question 3

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

I found out that my grandpa is addicted to Viagra... no one is taking it harder than grandma!

Question 4

Pickle Bread Pun

How do you make pickle bread?

Question 5

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #1

President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

Question 6

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Question 7

Native American Pun

A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.

Question 8

Confucius Pun

Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

Question 9

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

Question 10

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Question 11

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Question 12

Getting Old Joke

I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly!

Question 13

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

What did the dog say to the tree?

Question 14

Dr. Pepper Joke

What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Question 15

Mama Cow Joke

What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?

Question 16

Dancing Dog Joke

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

Question 17

Actress Suicide

Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?

Question 18

Melon Joke

Why do melons have weddings?

Question 19

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Question 20

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Question 21

My Computer Joke

My computer doesn't understand me!

Question 22

Antennas Pun

Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good.

Question 23

Ok Boomer

I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands... so there's that.

Question 24

Professional Help

I think I need professional help...

Question 25

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Me: Please bring me a screwdriver. Wife: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that is when I knew she was the one!

Question 26

Science Joke

I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

Question 27

PED Free

I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath!

Question 28

Pop Culture Joke

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew.

Question 29

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I'm like Helloooo? It's only 25 cents."

Question 30

Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

The Joker

Pumpkin Math

Quarantine Fifteen

Grandpa Is Addicted To Viagra

Pickle Bread Pun

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #1

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Native American Pun

Confucius Pun

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke

Getting Old Joke

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

Dr. Pepper Joke

Mama Cow Joke

Dancing Dog Joke

Actress Suicide

Melon Joke

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

My Computer Joke

Antennas Pun

Ok Boomer

Professional Help

Bring Me A Screwdriver

Science Joke

PED Free

Pop Culture Joke

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

Breakfast Bar

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