Halloween Jokes are fun to share with family and friends. We collected the best and most popular Spooky Jokes all in one place.  All our Halloween Jokes come with colorful joke memes so you can send in a text, post to your favorite social media, share with classmates or even print if you're old school.  If you don't see your favorite joke, sign up and submit it to our scary joke collection.  Laughing is the best medicine!

Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke

What Are Farts?

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

Headless Horseman Halloween Joke

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

Mummy's Favorite Music Halloween Joke

Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke

Halloween Skeleton Joke

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:

  1. Dayscare centers.
  2. They only love you for your brains.
  3. Spare-ribs!
  4. Bam-Boo!
  5. To get ahead in life.
  6. Frostbite!
  7. He didn't have the stomach for it!
  8. Squash!
  9. Wrap!
  10. Because he’s a sucker.
  11. You can see right through them.
  12. A skeleTON!
  13. They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
  14. Ice Cream!