One Liner Jokes

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Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?

Spell "evian" backwards.

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Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?

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I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance.

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In-dis-tinct: Where one places dirty dishes (in the sink).

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Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.

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Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

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You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!

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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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Astronomy is looking up.

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Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.

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