Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?
Spell "evian" backwards.
Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?
I went into a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time'. So, I asked for French Toast in the time of the Renaissance.
In-dis-tinct: Where one places dirty dishes (in the sink).
Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Astronomy is looking up.
Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.