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Fart Quotes from famous people
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.
Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.
Fart jokes still work for me.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration of rich farts is minimal.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
'Stans' can not see anything wrong with their favorite artist. They love everything they do. If the artist fart, they're like, 'OMG, that was the best-sounding fart I ever heard in my life. She farted on beat,' whatever. I'm an 'objective fan,' so I can give my opinion about things.
Charlamagne tha God
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift!
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill.
If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.
I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell. We're not going to turn into fart-smellers.
D. B. Weiss
I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do.
I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.
Agriculture is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Cars? Planes? Trains? Nope. Cow farts.
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.