FART RIDDLES

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Fart Riddles with Answers

1. When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I? A fart.
2. I don't exist unless you cut me, but if you stab me I won't bleed. I hate no one yet am abhorred by all. What am I? A fart.
3. What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes? Farts.
4. Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store Because They don't have Windows..
5. What is the sharpest thing in the world A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
6. Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it A silent but deadly fart.
7. What is far in the beginning and has arts at end? The word "Farts".
8. What do you call a farting Pharaoh toot- “Oh come on man!” tutankhamun.
9. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. What is it A fart.
10. Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. A fart.