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When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you!

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The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. When she looked at little Ricky's picture, she was puzzled to see that he had drawn four people in an airplane, so she asked him which story it represented. Little Ricky replied, "That's the Flight to Egypt." "Oh, I see," said the teacher. "That must be Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, but who's the fourth person?" "That's Pontius ... the Pilot!" answered Ricky.

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I tried Wookie meat... It was Chewy.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

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Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

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What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

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Darth Vaders sister Elle Vader.

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