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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Feb 10, 2020

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Physics Meets Star Wars

When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you!

Flight To Egypt

The children in the Sunday school class were asked by their teacher to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. When she looked at little Ricky's picture, she was puzzled to see that he had drawn four people in an airplane, so she asked him which story it represented. Little Ricky replied, "That's the Flight to Egypt." "Oh, I see," said the teacher. "That must be Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, but who's the fourth person?" "That's Pontius ... the Pilot!" answered Ricky.

Star Wars Restauant Workers Joke

Which Star Wars characters work at a restaurant?

Dad Steak Joke

Went to a new restaurant the other day and tried the Wookiee steak... It was chewy.

Secrets Of The Galactic Empire Joke

What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?

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Sith Who Won't Fight Joke

What do you call a Sith who won't fight?

Potato Turned To The Dark Side Joke

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side?

Jedi Cross The Road Joke

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

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Mexican Jedi Joke

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Wild Falcons

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

Yoda's A Good Gardener Joke

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Cookie Meat Joke

I tried Wookie meat... It was Chewy.

Chocolate Chewbacca

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Ewoks Communicate Joke

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

Princess Leia Shopping Joke

Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping?

Darth Vader Pun

Darth Vaders sister Elle Vader.

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