The Joker

Question 1

Pope Driving Limo Joke

The Pope lands in New York and the limo driver tells him that they are running early if he would like to do anything before he needs to be dropped off. The Pope says he has never driven a limo and asked if he could take drive the limo. He ends up getting pulled over on the freeway so the cop who pulls him over radios back to the station and asks for the Sargent. He tells him I can't give this guy a ticket?" The Sargent gets mad and tells the officer that he doesn't care who he is just give him the ticket! "I seriously CAN NOT give him a ticket as he is WAY TOO IMPORTANT!" "So who is this guy anyway?" the Sargent asks and the cop answers "I have no idea sir but he is SO IMPORTANT THAT THE POPE IS DRIVING HIM!

Question 2

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Question 3

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

Question 4

Hamburger Gym Joke

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

Question 5

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Question 6

Calm Skeleton Joke

Why are skeletons so calm?

Question 7

Vampire Breath Joke

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Question 8

How To Drove In The Winter

Tips for winter driving. 1) Install winter tires. 2) Drive south. 3) Continue until you see palm trees. 4) Apply brakes and sunscreen.

Question 9

National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?

Question 10

Cow Poker

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high.

Question 11

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?

Question 12

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Question 13

Lubricants

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

Question 14

Sink Say To Toilet Joke

What did the sink say to the toilet?

Question 15

I'm A Pilot

You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?

Question 16

Cheesy Jokes About Eyes

I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!

Question 17

Another Name For A Will Joke

What’s another term for a will?

Question 18

A King In A Big Glass Castle

A king lived in a big beautiful glass castle in a most beautiful kingdom yet he spent his days collecting expensive thrones and saying bad things about everyone in his kingdom. So one day it all came crashing down and killed him all because he had stored all those thrones in the attic of his big glass castle. The moral of this story is people who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Question 19

Corona Joke

You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.

Question 20

Kid Playing Pirate Pun

A kid was playing outside and came in for some lunch when his mom asked him what he had been doing. "I was playing pirates with my friends," the kid says. "That's nice, where are your buccaneers now?" his mom asks. The kid answers "they're under my buckin' hat mom."

Question 21

Valentines Joke

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Question 22

Cow Bells

Why do cows wear bells?

Question 23

Emergency Room Pun

A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition.

Question 24

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

Question 25

Cure For Shyness Joke

So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!

Question 26

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces?

Question 27

Snow Plow Joke

Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?

Question 28

Two Jumper Cables Joke

Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says you better not start something here.

Question 29

Diet Joke

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... I get hungry.

Question 30

It's Inevitable

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

The Joker

Pope Driving Limo Joke

Illiterate Witch Joke

Ghost Vacation Joke

Hamburger Gym Joke

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Calm Skeleton Joke

Vampire Breath Joke

How To Drove In The Winter

National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes

Cow Poker

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Will Smith In The Snow

Lubricants

Sink Say To Toilet Joke

I'm A Pilot

Cheesy Jokes About Eyes

Another Name For A Will Joke

A King In A Big Glass Castle

Corona Joke

Kid Playing Pirate Pun

Valentines Joke

Cow Bells

Emergency Room Pun

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Cure For Shyness Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Snow Plow Joke

Two Jumper Cables Joke

Diet Joke

It's Inevitable

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