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Cross the Road Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser.

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Because it was nuts!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken!

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