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"Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!". "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, who art in heaven...'"

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Airplanes are better that women because...
1. An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.
3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
4. An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
5. An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
6. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
7. Airplanes come with manuals.
8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
9. You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
10. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
11. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
13. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
14. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.
15. It's OK to use tiedowns on your airplane.

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