Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

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Gap Smile

The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

Keeping Up With Traffic Joke

Cop: "You were going really fast". Me: "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop: "There isn't any traffic". Me: "I know! That's how far behind I am".

As Stupid As You Look Joke

You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.

Yo Mama So Fat Movie Joke

Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

A Monkey A Squirrel And A Bird Joke

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Criminal Steals A Dress For His Wife Joke

A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The robber replies, "Yes your honor." The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber. The judge checks his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!" "Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."

Computer Hero Joke

What do you call a computer hero?

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

Addicted To Seaweed Joke

What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

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