JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Joke: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun?
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Joke: To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.
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Joke: In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!
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Joke: Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
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Joke: I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.
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Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
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Joke: Two mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I'm kind of scared out here." The other replies, "You're scared... I gotta walk back alone!"
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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