JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?

Joke: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4.

Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?

Joke: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

Joke: Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard!

Joke: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Joke: If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty. If you see me laughing, I've already done it.

Joke: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.

Joke: I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.

Joke: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"