JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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Joke: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick She’s still not talking to me!
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Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
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Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
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Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
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Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
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Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
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Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?
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Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
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