JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Joke: Why are hairdressers always on time?
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Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.
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Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
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Joke: Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.
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Joke: Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since.
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Joke: Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
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Joke: If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?
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Joke: Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!
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Joke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
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