Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

Riddle

What can you catch but not throw?

Why Did The Pencil Cross The Road?

Why did the pencil cross the road?

Onions And Beans Joke

What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

Smells Like Mice

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Skipping Rope Pun

I'm terrified of skipping ropes, bungees and trampolines....They make me jump.

Danger!

You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you can't overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter, flying at ground level; both are travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Frog Wear Joke

What do stylish frogs wear?

Another Name For A Burp

What is a burp?

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