JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What is a burp?
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Joke: The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?
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Joke: It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
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Joke: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.
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Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Joke: What Happens when you fart in church?
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Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
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Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
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Joke: Why did the pencil cross the road?
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Joke: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but...
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