JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
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Joke: How do you get a farm girls attention?
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Joke: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.
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Joke: What day of the week does a potato hate the most?
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Joke: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?
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Joke: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to fart in bed.
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Joke: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.
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Joke: What do you call a cat that sucks lemons?
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Joke: This was a terrible day. First my ex-wife got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Joke: You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand.
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