JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.
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Joke: Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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Joke: Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?
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Joke: I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor.
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Joke: A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the ducks bill.
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Joke: I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly...
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Joke: How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
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Joke: I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!
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Joke: My doctor has given me three days to give up drinking. I've picked the 5th of June, July 17th, and October 9th!
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Joke: What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?
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