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Joke: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
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Joke: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
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Joke: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
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Joke: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
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Joke: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
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Joke: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
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Joke: Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Trinidad. One day at the airport they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' What's that? 'Have you farted yet? No.' Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Barbados......
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Joke: What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?
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Joke: Did you hear that there is a coin shortage?
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