JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
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Joke: What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Joke: My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.
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Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
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Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap?
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Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Joke: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?
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Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
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Joke: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!
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