JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.
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Joke: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
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Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.
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Joke: You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.
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Joke: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."
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Joke: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.
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Joke: Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
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Joke: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Joke: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.
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