JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: What degree did the butt get?
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Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
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Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
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