JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
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Joke: What do you call a small Valentine?
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Joke: What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
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Joke: Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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Joke: Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
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Joke: Is "Buttcheeks" one word?
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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
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Joke: What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Joke: My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.
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