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Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
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Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Joke: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
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Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
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Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
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Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
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Joke: What do you call an alien without ears?
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Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!
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Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person?
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