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The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

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The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

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At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now and we have no idea where she is.

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We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!

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Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"

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So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replies with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.

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My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about.

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The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies, "Nope, I'm married to your sister!"

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