The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place?
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Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
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Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
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Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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