JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.
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Joke: This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.
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Joke: I pretended to fall asleep and I fell asleep. Now, I'm going to pretend to be skinny.
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Joke: My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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Joke: I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
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Joke: What do you call pigs that write each other?
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Joke: How does a penguin build its house?
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Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!
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Joke: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
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Joke: How are US Senators like farts?
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