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Joke: A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
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Joke: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
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Joke: You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!
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Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!
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Joke: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.
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Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.
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Joke: A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants." the boy replied.
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Joke: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
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Joke: I don't mind getting older... But my body is taking it badly!
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Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?
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