JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.
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Joke: "I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx
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Joke: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Joke: Why did the bicycle collapse?
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Joke: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.
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Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?
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Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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Joke: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick She’s still not talking to me!
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Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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