JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Joke: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Joke: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

Joke: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools?

Joke: What do you call an old apple?

Joke: I was drinking a margarita at a bar when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet!" and we all laughed and laughed. Well. except one guy.

Joke: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Joke: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

Joke: You hear what the elephant said to the naked man?

Joke: I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free!