Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Lawyer Vs Dry Cleaner Joke

What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer?

Two Forbidden Words

A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. "There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gross and the other is cool". Student: "So what are the words?"

Oh, My Stars!

Astronomy is looking up.

Political Insanity

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Gilligan Knew Better

Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.

Hump Day

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Psychiatrist To Me I Had A Split Personality

I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160.

Fart Or Pun

Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun?

Boxed Wine

I'm thinking about taking the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!

Carbs Are The Enemy

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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