77 POP CULTURE JOKES

Question 1

Pop Culture Joke

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew.

Question 2

PED Free

I saw this guy at Starbucks. No iPhone, no tablet, no computer. He just sat there drinking coffee... like a psychopath!

Question 3

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

Question 4

Quarantine Fifteen

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine? Husband: You've never been really skinny.

Question 5

Separation Of Classes

I grew up poor, you think I'm scared of limited food & a two week lock in? We called that "the end of the month" growing up.

Question 6

Peloton Bike Joke

How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike?

Question 7

New Cuss Word

2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!"

Question 8

Chef Jokes

I am forever disappointed the Chef Boddy Flay didn't name his daughter Sue.

Question 9

Gilligan Knew Better

Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.

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Question 10

Feminists Joke

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Question 11

Alexa Knows

"Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me." Alexa, "Your mom's husband is sitting right next to you. Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas."

Question 12

Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke

Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.

Question 13

St. Patrick's Day

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day?

Question 14

Quarantine

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

Question 15

Another COVID Joke

I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and say a mosquito using a wet wipe before it bit me!

Question 16

How To Win Powerball

After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win!

Question 17

Daylight Saving Time

Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall back in 2020.

Question 18

Voltaire Quote

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Question 19

Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Question 20

Leonardo Da Vinci Advice

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Leonardo da Vinci

Question 21

Date Joke

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. That's when I know we weren't going to work out.

Question 22

COVID Gathering Joke

They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.

Question 23

Finish What You Started

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!

Question 24

Corona Joke

You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.

Question 25

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Question 26

What Life's About.

Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one.

Question 27

Qanon Shaman Joke

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

Question 28

Super Hero With A Lisp

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Question 29

How To Get Back On Your Feet

You want to how to get back on your feet?

Question 30

Superhero Joke

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Question 31

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 32

Social Distancing Pickup Lines

1) If COVID-19 doesn't take you out can I? 2) Is that hand sanitized in you pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft. of me? 3) Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead. 4) You can't spell virus without U and I. 5) Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because, I can be your Prince Charmin. 6) I saw you from across the bar. Stay there. 7) Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf. 8) Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink? 9) You can't spell quarantine without "U R A Q T". 10) I really can't stay. 11) Baby it's COVID-19 outside.

Question 33

New World Joke

Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace.

Question 34

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Question 35

Lion In My Closet

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.

Question 36

Testicle Joke

"Well, Mr. Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel." "But that's impossible." Says Mr. Brown. "I've never had any operations and apart from that I have two perfectly healthy children." "How old are your children?" "Well, Pinocchio is 6 and Terminator is 7."

Question 37

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 38

Logic In An Illogical World

Hostess: "Ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table." Logical friend: "What happens when I get to the table?" Hostess: "You can take off the mask." Logical friend: "Then it is safe over there?" Hostess: "Yes." Logical friend: "Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?" Hostess: No words. Confused look. Logical friend at a grocery store: "Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?" Cashier: "To protect people from Covid." Logical friend: "But isn't everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?" Cashier: "No words. Confused look." Logical friend at drive-thru Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab) Logical friend: "Why is my bag of food on a tray?" Server: "So I don't touch your food because of Covid." Logical friend: "Didn't the cook touch my food? Didn't the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn't you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn't you touch the tray?" Server: No words. Confused look. Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.

Question 39

Stupid People Joke

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!

Question 40

What Did Chris Rock Find On His Face After The Oscars?

What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars?

Question 41

BMWs & Porcupines

What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

Question 42

Viral Virus

What did one virus say to the other virus?

Question 43

Grandma On Speed Dial

I put grandma on speed dial and now I have Insta-Gram!

Question 44

What Came First?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Question 45

Strip Down Joke

The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.

Question 46

Unbelievable

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Question 47

Shared Amazon Account Joke

What do you call a couple who share an Amazon account?

Question 48

Wear A Mask

A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Question 49

Social Distancing Joke

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

Question 50

Potato Head Joke

No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato.

Question 51

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Question 52

Quarantine Joke

I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice".

Question 53

Covid Carpool

So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in the car behind me.

Question 54

Never Done Anything Wild?

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, he's 95. We went to the food court to buy some lunch when we noticed a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look over and catch him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never did anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to prevent choking upon hearing his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Question 55

Toilet Papered

Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million.

Question 56

So Judgmental

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell by just looking at them.

Question 57

Black Coffee

A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.

Question 58

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Question 59

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

What was E.T. short for?

Question 60

I Farted In A Room Of Hipsters Joke

I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Question 61

Glasses And Mask Joke

If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

Question 62

A Man Goes To The Optician Joke

A man goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asks him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football stadiums, closed theaters, and closed pubs." "That's perfect," says the Optician. "You've got 2020 vision!"

Question 63

Caveman Survival Joke

How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Question 64

Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke

Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

77 POP CULTURE JOKES

Pop Culture Jokes

Pop Culture Joke

PED Free

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Quarantine Fifteen

Separation Of Classes

Peloton Bike Joke

New Cuss Word

Chef Jokes

Gilligan Knew Better

Feminists Joke

Alexa Knows

Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke

St. Patrick's Day

Quarantine

Another COVID Joke

How To Win Powerball

Daylight Saving Time

Voltaire Quote

Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke

Leonardo Da Vinci Advice

Date Joke

COVID Gathering Joke

Finish What You Started

Corona Joke

Will Smith In The Snow

What Life's About.

Qanon Shaman Joke

Super Hero With A Lisp

How To Get Back On Your Feet

Superhero Joke

Cell Phones Joke

Social Distancing Pickup Lines

New World Joke

Plastic Surgery Joke

Lion In My Closet

Testicle Joke

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Logic In An Illogical World

Stupid People Joke

What Did Chris Rock Find On His Face After The Oscars?

BMWs & Porcupines

Viral Virus

Grandma On Speed Dial

What Came First?

Strip Down Joke

Unbelievable

Shared Amazon Account Joke

Wear A Mask

Social Distancing Joke

Potato Head Joke

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Quarantine Joke

Covid Carpool

Never Done Anything Wild?

Toilet Papered

So Judgmental

Black Coffee

Tarzan's Beard Joke

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

I Farted In A Room Of Hipsters Joke

Glasses And Mask Joke

A Man Goes To The Optician Joke

Caveman Survival Joke

Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke

Flat Earth Joke

Quarantine's Over

Face Mask

Birds And Bees Joke

COVID-19 Humor

Not Shaking Hands

Adopt A Pet

Lockdown Update

Covid19 Shopping

Personal Liberties

Day 9 - Social Distancing

Yo Momma So Ugly...

Horses Vs Cars Joke

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