Science Jokes
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec):
31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10,
25=8*3 + 1,
25= 10*2 + 5.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin π.
What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?
Crude Oil.
How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
Why is water heavier than butane?
Because butane is a lighter fluid.
What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case.
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Social Distancing. They kept 56 million years apart.
A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Why should you never trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything!
A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"
