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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Jul 27, 2020

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I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

Halloween And Christmas

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Science Jokes — Halloween and Christmas Joke Meme.

Pumpkin Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

2 Atoms

2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".

Paleontologists Joke

Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig.

Science Jokes — Paleontologists Joke Joke Meme

Science Book Joke

Why were the two science books holding hands?

Condensation In Home Joke

Does anyone know how to stop condensation in my home? Please call, the kettle is always on.

Existentialists

How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Science Jokes — Existentialists Joke Meme

Chemist Joke

I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chef And A Meteorologist?

What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist?

Hydrocarbon Fart Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Smartest Pig In The World

Who is the smartest pig in the world?

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Iron Man Joke

Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

Cut Lightning Joke

How do you cut lightning?

Time Travel Joke

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Scarecrow Noble Prize Joke

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

Why is water heavier than butane?

Clone Jokes

We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!

Flat Earth Joke

The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.

Caveman Survival Joke

How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Invention Of 0 Joke

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Fart Chemistry

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Anti-Gravity Joke

I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.

Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Never Trust Atoms

Why should you never trust Atoms?

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