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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why should you never trust Atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"

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