I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec):
31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10,
25=8*3 + 1,
25= 10*2 + 5.
What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?
How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
When chemists die, they barium.
A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why should you never trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"