SCIENCE JOKES

I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Why is water heavier than butane?

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

How do you cut lightning?

When chemists die, they barium.

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why should you never trust Atoms?

I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.

A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"