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I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.
Joke: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Joke: Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig.
Joke: Why were the two science books holding hands?
Joke: What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?
Joke: How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Joke: Does anyone know how to stop condensation in my home? Please call, the kettle is always on.
Joke: I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!
Joke: What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist?
Joke: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Joke: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
Joke: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
Joke: How do you cut lightning?
Joke: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
Joke: What do scientist to with dog bones?
Joke: When chemists die, they barium.
Joke: What was the goal of the detective duck?
Joke: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Joke: Why is water heavier than butane?
Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Joke: We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!
Joke: 2 atoms were walking down the street. One said to the other; "I just lost an electron!"..-"Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes!. I`m POSITIVE!".
Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Joke: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"
Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?