What Soft Drink Do Pigs Like Best?
Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke
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Why Are Sandals So Indecisive Joke
What Do You Do When Your Nose Goes On Strike
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Wearing Glasses With A Mask
Once A Shark, Always A Shark Joke
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn... He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again," Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."
What Part Of A Museum Has The Most Allergies?
What's She Selling On The Beach Joke
A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them. Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks, the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing." Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife on the road. "Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. "No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well, what is it, then?" his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said. "She's selling batteries." "Batteries?" cried the wife. "Yes," he replied. "She sells C cells by the Seashore."
In Which River Are You Sure To Find Snakes?
A Horse Walks Into A Bar Joke
What Kind Of Cars Do Cats Drive Joke
Helping Out A Friend Joke
Popular Dance In 1776 Joke
Skeleton Go To School Joke
What Kind Of Key Opens A Haunted House?
Santa’s Favorite Singer Joke
Group Of Lions Marching Joke
Pig Dressed In Black Joke
Phone Call In Middle Of The Night Joke
Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke
Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke
Why Did The Author Put On A Sweater?
What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?
Another Personal Trainer Joke
Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe Joke
Monsters Favorite Play Joke
Sheep Vacation Destination Joke
Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke
What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?
Why Did The Dragon Sleep All Day?
It's Illegal To Laugh Loudly In Hawaii Joke
Building With The Most Stories Joke
Condensation In Home Joke
Witch Trick Or Treating Joke
Halloween Up All Night Joke