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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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Joke: What's a ghosts favorite dessert?
Punch Line
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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Joke: What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: What do you call a computer hero?
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Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
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Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?
Punch Line
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Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
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Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.  The End.
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Joke: Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.
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Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
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Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
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Joke: Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since.
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Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
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Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
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Joke: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."
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Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
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Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Joke: Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
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Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.
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