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Joke Count: 1229
Can't Fart Joke
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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.
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A Mexican Magician Joke
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A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!
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Cat Vs Comma Joke
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Pirates Birthday
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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Do You Think You're Stupid?
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Wife's Birthday?
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My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Addicted To Seaweed Joke
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What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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Computer Hero Joke
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What do you call a computer hero?
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Horses Vs Cars Joke
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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Winter Is Coming
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We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Never Trust Atoms
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Why should you never trust Atoms?
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Snow Men Vs Snow Women Joke
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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Yo Momma So Ugly...
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Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
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Calendar Factory Joke
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
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Where Does Poo Come From?
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My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
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Make Yourself At Home
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When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
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Diet Donuts
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I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
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Hamberger's Girlfriend
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Ghost Day Car Joke
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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Roman Numerals
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A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."
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Hearing Aid Joke
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since.
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Pencil Pun
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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I Just Ate A Bunch Of Scrabble Tiles Joke
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I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Dear Santa Joke
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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
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Day 9 - Social Distancing
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Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer.
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104 Years Old
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Fly Spray
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Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Healthy Salad
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I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's
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Begger
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A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.
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Psychic Joke
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The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.
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