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This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes.  It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions.  Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.

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Joke: Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass
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Joke: Why don't little girls fart?
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Joke: Do you know why single women can't fart?
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Joke: What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?
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Joke: I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.
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Joke: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
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Joke: Thought I could safely force a fart, but it backfired.
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Joke: The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in.
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Joke: What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?
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Joke: What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?
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Joke: Why does a fart smell?
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Joke: Why don't women fart?.
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Joke: What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator?
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Joke: Why don't women fart?
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Joke: What do you call Pegasus farts?
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Joke: "Yoga", a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart.
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Joke: Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling?” Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?” Tim says, “No, why?” Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”
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Joke: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
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Joke: What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?
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Joke: What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?
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Joke: If you get farted on during a fight... Guess what?
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Joke: If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common.
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Joke: What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?
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Joke: What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?
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Joke: What do you call a vegetarian fart?
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Joke: My girlfriend said she didn't fart, but she's talking out her ass.
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Joke: What do you call a group of armpit farters?
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Joke: What do you call a farting Russian?
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Joke: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun?
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Joke: A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. What is it?
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Joke: Did you hear about the unconstitutional ban on farts?
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Joke: Art is when u fart without F.
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Joke: Why did the skeleton burp?
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Joke: When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: "I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."
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Joke: What do you call a sudden fart?
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Joke: what do you call a gassy Scotsman?
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Joke: What did water say when ice farted?
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Joke: So my buddy always looks at me when he farts. I think it's just inflatuation.
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Joke: Farts are ghosts of things we eat!
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Joke: Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor.
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Joke: The number of my farts is gastronomical.
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Joke: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?
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Joke: Why should you never trust a fart?
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Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
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Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!
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Joke: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.
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Joke: Why do women fart after they pee?
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Joke: Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest.
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Joke: Why are babies like farts?
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Joke: How are US Senators like farts?
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Joke: I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.
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Joke: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.
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Joke: New Mexican word for today: Brief.
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Joke: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?
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Joke: What happens when you eat middle eastern food?
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Joke: What do you call a gassy greek?
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Joke: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to fart in bed.
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Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.
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Joke: How's a fart like a teenager alike?
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Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Joke: He who farts In church, sits In his own pew.
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Joke: What is a clowns fart made of?
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Joke: What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?
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Joke: Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.
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Joke: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time!
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Joke: Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?
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Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
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Joke: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!
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Joke: I'm a fartartist. The fart is silent
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Joke: I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.
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Joke: Why is a ninja is like a fart.
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Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?
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Joke: How does a blacksmith know you farted?
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Joke: Did you just fart?
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Joke: I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
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Joke: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
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Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?
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Joke: Don had terrible breath. One weekend he and his buddy Roger went on a camping trip. They only had one tent so they would have to sleep together. Don's breath was so bad that Roger couldn't stand it in the small closed space of that tent, so he told Don everytime he wanted to say something he should poke him first, then Roger would put his head under their blanket before Don started talking. Right after hearing that, Don promptly pokes Roger who runs for cover under the blanket to hear Don whisper: "Sorry, I farted."
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Joke: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.
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Joke: Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?
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Joke: Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Trinidad. One day at the airport they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' What's that? 'Have you farted yet? No.' Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Barbados......
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Joke: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.
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Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny?
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Joke: -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself.
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Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
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Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
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Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
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Joke: A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"
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Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
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Joke: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
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Joke: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart.
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Joke: The only art coming out of you is in a fart!
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Joke: What Happens when you fart in church?
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Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.
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Joke: Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.
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Joke: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
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Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."
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Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
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Joke: Why is the dog man's best friend?
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