What type of storage units do underwater computers use?
A man called the computer company technical support because he was having trouble with his computer. A woman answered the phone. "Hello. May I help you?" "Yes. I'm having trouble with my computer. Every time I press the enter key my computer goes biserk." "I think I know what you should do." "Really?" "Yes." "What should I do?" "You should stop pressing the enter key."
How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.