The Joker

Question 1

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

Question 2

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.

Question 3

High Blood Pressure

My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.

Question 4

Cooking Joke

I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.

Question 5

Sheep Wool Joke

Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣

Question 6

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Question 7

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Question 8

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

Question 9

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Question 10

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Question 11

Whats Draculas Favorite Streaming Service Joke

What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?

Question 12

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Question 13

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

Question 14

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?

Question 15

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Question 16

Geico Pun

if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction.

Question 17

Talk About Your Weight Joke

The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"

Question 18

Thinks He's A Chicken Joke

I have a friend that's a little nuts. He thinks he is a chicken sometimes. I probably wouldn't hang around with him much but I can use the eggs.

Question 19

Restaurant On The Moon Pun

I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere.

Question 20

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Question 21

Share Everything Joke

An elderly couple goes to a fast food place where they carefully split a burger and fries. A man takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. ''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.'' A few minutes later, the guy notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he offers again. ''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.'' Unconvinced, the guy asks the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?'' The wife snaps back, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''

Question 22

Political Term Limits

A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.

Question 23

High Standards

If all else fails... lower your standards.

Question 24

Do It Right The First Time

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

Question 25

What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

Question 26

Dyslexic Pun

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Question 27

Skydiving Joke

If you go Skydiving, and your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to try to fix it.

Question 28

Most Famous Married Women In America

Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?

Question 29

A Flock Of Terns Flew Into My Marijuana Plants

A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned.

Question 30

Digging And Filling Holes

There were two men working for the city council. One would dig and dig and dig until a deep hole in the ground appeared. The other would come behind him and fill the hole with piles of dirt. The two men worked furiously: one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching the pair from the footpath but couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he had to ask. He said to the hole digger: “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!” The hole digger replied: “Oh yeah, it must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

The Joker

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

High Blood Pressure

Cooking Joke

Sheep Wool Joke

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Your Type

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

Witch At The Beach Joke

Whats Draculas Favorite Streaming Service Joke

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Ghost In The Fog Joke

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

Geico Pun

Talk About Your Weight Joke

Thinks He's A Chicken Joke

Restaurant On The Moon Pun

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

Share Everything Joke

Political Term Limits

High Standards

Do It Right The First Time

What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

Dyslexic Pun

Skydiving Joke

Most Famous Married Women In America

A Flock Of Terns Flew Into My Marijuana Plants

Digging And Filling Holes

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