The Joker

Question 1

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

Question 2

Tomato Juice Is Good For You Joke

There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stock... and vodka.

Question 3

Wine Bottles

They should put more wine in a bottle... so there's enough for two people.

Question 4

Talking Tree Pun

A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue".

Question 5

Must Give Up

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking, and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a month later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad," said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels and he pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there." "They don't like that in heaven", said the Angel. The woman replied: "They're not crazy about it in Costco either."

Question 6

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

Question 7

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.

Question 8

High Blood Pressure

My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him next time not to leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.

Question 9

Cooking Joke

I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.

Question 10

Sheep Wool Joke

Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣

Question 11

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Question 12

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Question 13

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

Question 14

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Question 15

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Question 16

Whats Draculas Favorite Streaming Service Joke

What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?

Question 17

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Question 18

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

Question 19

A King In A Big Glass Castle

A king lived in a big beautiful glass castle in a most beautiful kingdom yet he spent his days collecting expensive thrones and saying bad things about everyone in his kingdom. So one day it all came crashing down and killed him all because he had stored all those thrones in the attic of his big glass castle. The moral of this story is people who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Question 20

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?

Question 21

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Question 22

Can You Read This?

If you can't read it then pull the side of your eyes while reading it, like you are Japanese, it will come to you.

Question 23

Geico Pun

if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction.

Question 24

Talk About Your Weight Joke

The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"

Question 25

Thinks He's A Chicken Joke

I have a friend that's a little nuts. He thinks he is a chicken sometimes. I probably wouldn't hang around with him much but I can use the eggs.

Question 26

Restaurant On The Moon Pun

I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere.

Question 27

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Question 28

Lesbian With Long Nails

What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

Question 29

Political Term Limits

A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.

Question 30

High Standards

If all else fails... lower your standards.

The Joker

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

Tomato Juice Is Good For You Joke

Wine Bottles

Talking Tree Pun

Must Give Up

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

High Blood Pressure

Cooking Joke

Sheep Wool Joke

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Your Type

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

Witch At The Beach Joke

Whats Draculas Favorite Streaming Service Joke

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Ghost In The Fog Joke

A King In A Big Glass Castle

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

Can You Read This?

Geico Pun

Talk About Your Weight Joke

Thinks He's A Chicken Joke

Restaurant On The Moon Pun

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

Lesbian With Long Nails

Political Term Limits

High Standards

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