The Joker

Question 1

Why Do You Call A Cougar Thats Into Anal?

Why do you call a cougar thats into anal?

Question 2

A Woman Scorn

A Woman tried to cut off her lover's penis, missed and cut his thigh, charged with a misdaweiner.

Question 3

What Did The Egg Say To The Boing Water Joke

What did the egg say to the boing water?

Question 4

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chef And A Meteorologist?

What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist?

Question 5

Pro's And Con's

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Question 6

Free Parking

Did you hear about the stupid blonde?

Question 7

Hot Garlic Joke

What does garlic do when it gets hot?

Question 8

Honeymoon Surprise

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Question 9

Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Question 10

Marshmallow Dream Joke

Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone.

Question 11

What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?

What does it take to be an organ donor?

Question 12

Talk In My Sleep Joke

My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Question 13

Shrinking Clothes

All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator!

Question 14

What Do You Call Dogs That Rarely Bark Joke

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Question 15

Psychiatrist Pun

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."

Question 16

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

What was Ted Bundy's favorite pick up line?

Question 17

Voltaire Quote

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Question 18

Demons And Ghouls Joke

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Question 19

Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

Question 20

Upolsterer

Great news everyone. Apparently that man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun... is now fully "recovered".

Question 21

Worm In An Apple Joke

What's worse than a worm in an apple?

Question 22

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Question 23

A Parachutist Joke

A parachutist is falling towards earth and can't get his parachute to open. Surprisingly he sees a guy flying up from earth and yells over to him "hey do you know anything about parachutes?" the other guys respond "no, do you know anything about gas grills?!

Question 24

Middle Age Joke

How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

Question 25

Midwife Joke

Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

Question 26

Cannabis Farmers

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

Question 27

It's Illegal To Laugh Loudly In Hawaii Joke

Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?

Question 28

COVID-19

Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.

Question 29

Human Intelligence

So somewhere out in space two alien life forms are talking with each other. The first one says "The dominant life forms on the planet earth have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons "The second one asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first alien replies, " I don't think so. they have them aimed at themselves!".

Question 30

Dying Computer Joke

How did the computer die?

The Joker

Why Do You Call A Cougar Thats Into Anal?

A Woman Scorn

What Did The Egg Say To The Boing Water Joke

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chef And A Meteorologist?

Pro's And Con's

Free Parking

Hot Garlic Joke

Honeymoon Surprise

Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke

Marshmallow Dream Joke

What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?

Talk In My Sleep Joke

Shrinking Clothes

What Do You Call Dogs That Rarely Bark Joke

Psychiatrist Pun

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

Voltaire Quote

Demons And Ghouls Joke

Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

Upolsterer

Worm In An Apple Joke

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

A Parachutist Joke

Middle Age Joke

Midwife Joke

Cannabis Farmers

It's Illegal To Laugh Loudly In Hawaii Joke

COVID-19

Human Intelligence

Dying Computer Joke

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