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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Feb 13, 2020

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Paratrooper Joke

A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein" Joke Meme. — I was a kamikaze pilot Joke Meme.

Army Bush Pun

If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.

Boomerang Grenade Joke

Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.

Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

Joke Meme. — Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke Joke Meme

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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