MILITARY JOKES

A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.

If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.