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A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.

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If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.

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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

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