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6 MILITARY JOKES

Military Jokes

Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Feb 13, 2020

Military Jokes

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Paratrooper Joke

Joke: A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.
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I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

Joke: I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"
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I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein" Joke Meme.
I was a kamikaze pilot Joke Meme.

Army Bush Pun

Joke: If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.
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Boomerang Grenade Joke

Joke: Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.
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Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

Joke: What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
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Soldier Pun

Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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