If you boil a funny bone, it's a laughing stock, that's humerous!
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
He who farts In church, sits In his own pew.
So my buddy always looks at me when he farts. I think it's just inflatuation.
A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!!" The man said,"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?!" The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions."
I broke my finger last week. . .
…On the other hand, I'm ok!
I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.
I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!
Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.
Farts are ghosts of things we eat!