26 TEACHER JOKES

Question 1

Teacher Student Eloctrical Joke

Teacher: What's usually used as the conductor of electricity? Student: Why-er.... Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power? Student: The what? Teacher: That's absolutely right, the watt.

Question 2

Halloween And Christmas

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Question 3

Pumpkin Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Question 4

Blonde Teacher

What did the blonde teacher do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

Question 5

Cold Book Joke

What did the cold book do?

Question 6

Trees Poop Joke

How do we know that trees poop?

Question 7

Kids Cowboy Boots

The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner than they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Question 8

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Question 9

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Question 10

Good At Math Joke

There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't.

Question 11

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 12

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?

Question 13

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

Question 14

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Question 15

Thin Line Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.

Question 16

Elements Joke

How often do you like jokes about elements?

Question 17

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Question 18

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

Question 19

Tree Scientist Joke

What do you call a tree that does science experiments?

Question 20

Three College Professors Were Driving Joke

Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

Question 21

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Question 22

ABC Joke

Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.

Question 23

Fart Teacher

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

Question 24

Do You Think You're Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Question 25

Cat Vs Comma Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

26 TEACHER JOKES

Teacher Jokes

Teacher Student Eloctrical Joke

Halloween And Christmas

Pumpkin Math

Blonde Teacher

Cold Book Joke

Trees Poop Joke

Kids Cowboy Boots

Illiterate Witch Joke

Algebra Relationship Joke

Good At Math Joke

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Comic Sans Joke

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Thin Line Joke

Elements Joke

Little Mermaid Joke

Best Invention Joke

Tree Scientist Joke

Three College Professors Were Driving Joke

Locked Out Of The House

ABC Joke

Fart Teacher

Do You Think You're Stupid?

Cat Vs Comma Joke

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