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You Know It Right?

It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?

What Do You Do When Your Nose Goes On Strike

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

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Melon Joke

Why do melons have weddings?

Sheep Covered In Chocolate Joke

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

What Did The Dog Say To The Tree Joke

What did the dog say to the tree?

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Ghost Sailor Halloween Joke

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?

Butterfly Dance Joke

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?

Telling Dad Jokes

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!

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Dentists Kids Joke

How do the kids of dentists get around the neighborhood?

Frog Shoes Joke

What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Skeleton Go To School Joke

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

In Which River Are You Sure To Find Snakes?

In which river are you sure to find snakes?

Big Flower Joke

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Black Cat Bad Luck Joke

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

What Kind Of Cars Do Cats Drive Joke

What kind of cars do cats drive?

Cow Friday Nights Joke

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

Rich Rabbit Joke

What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

Monsters Favorite Play Joke

What's a monster's favorite play?

Cold Book Joke

What did the cold book do?

The Nutella Joke

Why did the jar of Nutella break up with the peanut butter?

Left Side Cut Off Joke

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?

Building With The Most Stories Joke

What building in your town has the most stories?

Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke

What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?

What do you get if you are allergic to noodles?

Clear The Table Joke

My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!

Worm In An Apple Joke

What's worse than a worm in an apple?

Demons And Ghouls Joke

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?

What does it take to be an organ donor?

New Librarian

The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a "Contract" for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new Librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the Librarian, giving her his name as he did so. The Librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust. Before the Librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, "The other Librarian could write."

Kids Cowboy Boots

The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner than they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Blind Dinosaur Joke

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Banana Sunscreen Joke

Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

Witch Trick Or Treating Joke

What do witches put on to go trick or treating?

A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke

What room do ghost avoid?

What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?

What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur?

Why Did The Boy Eat Waffles For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner?

Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Sheep Wool Joke

Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while… Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet." Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says: "works for ketchup."

Hamburger Gym Joke

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

Sink Say To Toilet Joke

What did the sink say to the toilet?

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Calm Skeleton Joke

Why are skeletons so calm?

Vampire Breath Joke

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?

What Do You Call A Cat Caught By The Police Joke

What do you call a cat caught by the police?

Kid At A Funeral Joke

When I was about 7 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the funeral to end. Then a man approached me and said: "Enjoy life, boy. Be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy mine." He patted my head and left. Before leaving, my mom forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled to see the man who was talking to me in the corner was the same one in the coffin. For several years, I was not able to sleep properly because of nightmares. Years later, I discovered that the dead man had a twin brother.

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

What did one llama say to the other llama?

Arithmetic Joke

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants." the boy replied.

Fastest Liquid Joke

Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Where do mermaids look for jobs?

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Skeleton Halloween Joke

What did the skeleton say to the dog?

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

Skeleton Travel Joke

What do skeletons travel around in?

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

I'm Telling On You

What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you?

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

King Pencil Joke

Who's the king of the pencil case?

Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke

Why are dogs like cell phones?

Broken Tomato Joke

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

What did the ghost say to his wife?

Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Monster School Menu Joke

What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?

Demon Breakfast Joke

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Zombies New House Joke

Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

Gingerbread Man Bed Joke

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Hamster City Joke

What do you call a city where hamsters live?

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The School Joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

The New Brother

Five year old Alan tells his kindergarten teacher that he has a new baby brother, called Spot. "Spot?" says the teacher. "Are you sure it's not a puppy your Dad bought you?" Alan was adamant that his brother's name was Spot. The next morning, he made a correction and told his teacher, "Actually, it's Mark."

Octopus Laugh Joke

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Alien In Garden Joke

What did the alien in the garden say?

How Many Feet In A Yard

How many feet are in a yard?

Halloween Skeleton Joke

How much does a skeleton weigh?

What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Leather And Sounds Like A Sneeze Joke

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have A Great Fall?

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

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