Potato Turned To The Dark Side Joke
Pig Hired At A Restaurant Joke
What Did The Egg Say To The Boing Water Joke
Why Did The Boy Eat Waffles For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner?
Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke
Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke
An Avocado In Church Joke
Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke
Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?
A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke
Chrome Plate Joke
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Monkey Say To Banana Joke
Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?
What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?
Fresh Thanksgiving Turkey
Intermittent Fasting Joke
What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke
One Sad Coffee Coming Right Up!
Christmas Bakery Hideaway Joke
Fried Chicken Joke
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers
How Do You Spell Orange Joke.
Dog Flower Vegetable Joke
Dog Eating Nuns
Two nuns have just arrived in the US and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs" "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Banana Goes To The Doctor
Pizza Button On The Microwave.
Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke
Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke
Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke
Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke