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Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.
What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.
If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself, "What if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break". So, I drank all the Scotch before I road home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.