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Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

Because she was so mooo-dy.

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My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?

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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.

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What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

Sea kelp.

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If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

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My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself, "What if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break". So, I drank all the Scotch before I road home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

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