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Blackbeards favorite collection of pirate jokes.  Pirates, stereotypically talk with an accent and begin sentences with an "arrr".  Some walk with a peg leg, and some have a hook in place of a missing hand while others may long beards and wear an eye patch.  Check out the related bar jokes for more laughs.

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My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Cauliflowers maybe.

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Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer.

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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.

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My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

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An elderly couple are at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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