The Joker

Question 1

Dog Gunfight Pun

A dog walks into a bar in the old west days and ends up in a fight. They go out in the street and in a shootout he gets his gun shot out of his hand. He comes back into the saloon the next day with his gun strapped on the other side and says .."I want to see the son of a bitch that shot my paw?"

Question 2

May Flowers Joke

If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?

Question 3

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Question 4

Immature Joke

A friend kept telling me how immature I am so I told him to get out of my fort.

Question 5

Dancing Shoes

I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.

Question 6

What's The Difference Between A Dead Lawyer...

What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead dog in the road?

Question 7

Elders' Joke

Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on a body part that wanted healing. Grandma slowly put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic shoulder. Grandpa too got up, put one hand on the TV and the other on his private parts. Grandma looked at him and says... "Dear, I guess you just don't get it do you? The purpose is to heal the sick NOT to raise the dead"!

Question 8

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Where do mermaids look for jobs?

Question 9

Use Vodka To Clean House

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Question 10

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

Question 11

Superhero Joke

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Question 12

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Question 13

Wild Falcons

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

Question 14

Shark Attack Facts

Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet?

Question 15

Lesbian And A Dinosaur

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur?

Question 16

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

Question 17

Burro Vs Burrow

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

Question 18

My Wife And I Were Happy Joke

My wife and I were really happy for 22 years... Then we started dating.

Question 19

Lobster Joke

Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. Paid my $2, then he says, "Once upon a time there was this lobster...".

Question 20

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Where do polar bears vote?

Question 21

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

Question 22

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Question 23

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?

Question 24

Dogs And Fire Hydrants Joke

Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant.

Question 25

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Question 26

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Question 27

Boxed Wine

I'm thinking about the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!

Question 28

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Question 29

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning?

Question 30

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

The Joker

Dog Gunfight Pun

May Flowers Joke

Algebra Relationship Joke

Immature Joke

Dancing Shoes

What's The Difference Between A Dead Lawyer...

Elders' Joke

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Use Vodka To Clean House

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

Superhero Joke

Green Pepper Archer

Wild Falcons

Shark Attack Facts

Lesbian And A Dinosaur

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

Burro Vs Burrow

My Wife And I Were Happy Joke

Lobster Joke

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

Humming Bird Joke

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

Dogs And Fire Hydrants Joke

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

Boxed Wine

Knot Joke

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

Pirate Playing Cards

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