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Joke Count: 1233
Wife's Driving Test Joke
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My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way!
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Golden Rule
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My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!
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Qanon Shaman Joke
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What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail?
Bison
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How Many Feet In A Yard Joke
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How many feet in a yard?
Punch Line
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The Silent Treatment Joke
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Wife: I'm not talking to you! Husband: OK. Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision.
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Comic Sans Joke
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Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.
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Treadmill Joke
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I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
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Lettuce Pun
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Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg.
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True Love Always
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Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!
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Bigger Boobies
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Little Johnny sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked, and whispered, "Hickory Dickory Dock..."
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How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke
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How late do cows stay up?
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What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?
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What did one llama say to the other llama?
Punch Line
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Blonde Without Electricity Joke.
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A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
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Kleptomania Joke
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I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!
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You Don't Listen
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My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."
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I Respect Giraffe’s Joke
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I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.
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Sick Wooden Box Joke
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How do you know if a wooden box is sick?
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Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke
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What's a ghosts favorite food?
Punch Line
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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pot Joke.
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Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One egg says to the other, "I've got a huge crack". The other egg replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not even hard yet!"
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Ghost Vacation Joke
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Where do ghost's go on vacation?
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Hamburger Gym Joke
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
Punch Line
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Noisy Graveyard Joke
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
Punch Line
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Calm Skeleton Joke
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Punch Line
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Vampire Breath Joke
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Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Punch Line
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Nair Hair Removal Warnings!
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This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
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Joined A Gym
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It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on.
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National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes
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What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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Sitting Alone On A Bench Joke
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Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"
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Cow Poker
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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high.
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Ghost Vacation Destination Joke
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Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
Punch Line
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