The Joker

Question 1

Lesbian With Long Nails

What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

Question 2

Burro Vs Burrow

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

Question 3

Are You A Banana Joke

Are you a banana?

Question 4

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Why should you never break up with a goalie?

Question 5

Hurricane Joke

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Question 6

Lobster Joke

Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. Paid my $2, then he says, "Once upon a time there was this lobster...".

Question 7

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Where do polar bears vote?

Question 8

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Question 9

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?

Question 10

Getting Lectured

89-year-old Bob was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Bob replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Bob replied, "That would be my wife.

Question 11

Outlaw Marriage Joke

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Question 12

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Question 13

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Question 14

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Question 15

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Question 16

Bladder Infection Pun

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Question 17

Invisible Man And Woman

An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

Question 18

Blessed The Rains Joke

Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

Question 19

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

What does a robot do after sex?

Question 20

Weight Loss Scam Joke

I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

Question 21

What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke

What was Beethoven favorite fruit?

Question 22

Qanon Shaman Joke

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

Question 23

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 24

Anti-clockwise Watch

The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.

Question 25

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Question 26

Lettuce Pun

Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg.

Question 27

True Love Always

Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!

Question 28

Bigger Boobies

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Little Johnny sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked, and whispered, "Hickory Dickory Dock..."

Question 29

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

How late do cows stay up?

Question 30

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

What did one llama say to the other llama?

The Joker

Lesbian With Long Nails

Burro Vs Burrow

Are You A Banana Joke

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Hurricane Joke

Lobster Joke

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Humming Bird Joke

Dog That Won't Fetch Or Listen Joke

Getting Lectured

Outlaw Marriage Joke

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

Knot Joke

Pirate Playing Cards

Bladder Infection Pun

Invisible Man And Woman

Blessed The Rains Joke

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

Weight Loss Scam Joke

What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke

Qanon Shaman Joke

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

Anti-clockwise Watch

Treadmill Joke

Lettuce Pun

True Love Always

Bigger Boobies

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

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