I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.
Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!
You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.
You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.
I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!
You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!