Insult Jokes

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I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.

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Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

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You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!

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You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

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You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.

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I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

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You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!

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You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

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