24 Insult Jokes - Fart.com

Feb 19, 2020 Last updated: Mar 06, 2020

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You're So Ugly...

You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!

You're So Stupid........FAX

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

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How About A Hawaiian Punch

I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.

Sleeping With Pigs

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

You Run For Twinkies

I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

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Mother Nature

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

Zero To 200

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!" He did just that, so for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

Looks Are Indecent

You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

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IQ Test Results

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You Were An Ugly Baby

You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.

I Never Forget A Face

"I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

Waterproof

You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

You're So Fat...

You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

Solar Powered

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!

Perfect Idiot

People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.

Be Comfortable

Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

Around The House

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

Self Made Man Joke

A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?' The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.' The man replies, 'I am'. The kid responds, 'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'

Gap Smile

The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

Killing A Bird

You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

I Though I Was Stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!

Round Room

How do you confuse a stupid person?

As Stupid As You Look Joke

You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.

You're So Stupid You...

You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

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