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Lightbulb Jokes

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Why did the blond have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs!

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five! ... Six! ... Seven! ... Eight!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change or  none; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun!

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