LIGHTBULB JOKES

Why did the blond have blisters on her lips?

How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?