Musician Jokes

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra.

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What do you call a musician with real high morals?

A Virtuoso.

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A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."

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You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?

He'll tell you!

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