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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Aug 01, 2022

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Bono And Edge Walk Into A Bar Joke

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Bon Jovi Joke

Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet?

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Pig In A Musical Joke

What happens when you put a pig in a musical?

High Morals

What do you call a musician with real high morals?

Dolly Parton Diet

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!

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I'm A Pilot

You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?

Piano Locked Out Of The House Joke

Why was the piano locked out of the house?

Windmill Music Joke

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan."

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Blessed The Rains Joke

Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

What Was Beethoven Favorite Fruit Joke

What was Beethoven favorite fruit?

Don't Listen Joke

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Group Of Armpit Farters

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

Learn To Keep Time

A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."

Know The Lyrics

I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong...

Megabyte Pun

My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig.

Song Composer Pun

My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

Balloon Music Joke

What type of music are balloons afraid of?

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why Pat said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Mick and he told me he was starting a Jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?

50 Cent Hungry Joke

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

Constipated Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

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