What do you call a group of armpit farters?
A pit orchestra.
What do you call a musician with real high morals?
You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?
He'll tell you!
A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."