23 Musician Jokes - Fart.com

Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Mar 09, 2020

Musician Jokes

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High Morals

What do you call a musician with real high morals?

Learn To Keep Time

A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."

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Group Of Armpit Farters

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

I'm A Pilot

You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

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Megabyte Pun

My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig.

Don't Listen Joke

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?

Song Composer Pun

My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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Constipated Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Know The Lyrics

I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong...

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