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Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.

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Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

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Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.

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Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.

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Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.

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Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

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Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.

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Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!

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Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

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Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

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Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

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Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

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Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

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Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

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Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

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Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

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Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

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Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

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Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

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If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

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Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

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Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.

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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

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Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

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Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

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Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

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Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

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Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

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Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

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