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Yo Momma Jokes
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Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
Joke: Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
Joke: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
Joke: If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!