Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!
Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."