53 YO MOMMA JOKES

Question 1

Your Mom

Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!

Question 2

Yo Mama So Hot

Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!

Question 3

Yo Momma Is As Fat As A Planet

Yo Momma is so fat that people thought she was a planet colliding with Earth.

Question 4

Yo Mamma So Fat She Makes Shamu...

Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.

Question 5

Yo Momma's So Fat

Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

Question 6

Ugly Dog Joke

If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

Question 7

Yo Mama Is Soooo Dumb

Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.

Question 8

Yo Mama Fat Joke

Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.

Question 9

The Crossing

Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.

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Question 10

Blinky

Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.

Question 11

Yo Mama So Fat Jenny Craig Joke

Yo mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99

Question 12

Yo Mama So Hairy

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Question 13

Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can Sell Shade

Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

Question 14

Footsteps

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.

Question 15

You Momma's TV

Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Question 16

Yo Momma So Dumb....

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Question 17

Explosion

Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.

Question 18

Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke

Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!

Question 19

Yo Momma Is So Dumb

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Question 20

Yo Momma Is So Old...

Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

Question 21

Yo Mama's So Ugly Not Even The Tide Would Take Her Out Joke

Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

Question 22

Your Momma So Fat...

Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.

Question 23

Yo Momma's Breath Smells So Bad!

Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!

Question 24

You Momma Is So Fat... The Ocean

Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.

Question 25

You Mama So Poor... Front Door

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Question 26

Yo Mama So Fat Movie Joke

Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

Question 27

Yo Mamma Bungie Jumping

Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.

Question 28

Yo Mamma So Dumb...

Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

Question 29

House Of Mirrors

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

Question 30

A Limerick From Me To You

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

Question 31

Fat And Hairy

Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Question 32

Yo Mamma So Poor...

Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Question 33

You Momma So Fat She Fell...

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

Question 34

Yo Momma Is So Fat That

Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.

Question 35

Yo Momma Is So Fat She Has...

Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

Question 36

Yo Momma So Fat Her Blood Type Is...

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Question 37

Yo Momma.. So Stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Question 38

Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke

Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

Question 39

You Momma So Dumb... Spelling Joke

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

Question 40

Atumn

Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.

Question 41

Yo Momma So Ugly...

Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!

Question 42

Yo Momma So Stupi...

Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Question 43

Yo Momma Is So Fat She The Big...

Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.

Question 44

Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke

Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Question 45

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

Question 46

Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Question 47

Yo Momma Is So Dumb...

Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

Question 48

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Question 49

Training Wheels

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

Question 50

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

Question 51

Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...

Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Question 52

Yo Mamma Is So Short...

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

53 YO MOMMA JOKES

Yo Momma Jokes

Your Mom

Yo Mama So Hot

Yo Momma Is As Fat As A Planet

Yo Mamma So Fat She Makes Shamu...

Yo Momma's So Fat

Ugly Dog Joke

Yo Mama Is Soooo Dumb

Yo Mama Fat Joke

The Crossing

Blinky

Yo Mama So Fat Jenny Craig Joke

Yo Mama So Hairy

Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can Sell Shade

Footsteps

You Momma's TV

Yo Momma So Dumb....

Explosion

Yo Mama So Fat Suez Canal Joke

Yo Momma Is So Dumb

Yo Momma Is So Old...

Yo Mama's So Ugly Not Even The Tide Would Take Her Out Joke

Your Momma So Fat...

Yo Momma's Breath Smells So Bad!

You Momma Is So Fat... The Ocean

You Mama So Poor... Front Door

Yo Mama So Fat Movie Joke

Yo Mamma Bungie Jumping

Yo Mamma So Dumb...

House Of Mirrors

A Limerick From Me To You

Fat And Hairy

Yo Mamma So Poor...

You Momma So Fat She Fell...

Yo Momma Is So Fat That

Yo Momma Is So Fat She Has...

Yo Momma So Fat Her Blood Type Is...

Yo Momma.. So Stupid

Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke

You Momma So Dumb... Spelling Joke

Atumn

Yo Momma So Ugly...

Yo Momma So Stupi...

Yo Momma Is So Fat She The Big...

Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice

Yo Momma Is So Dumb...

Yo Mama So Fat...

Training Wheels

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...

Yo Mamma Is So Short...

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