Yo Momma Jokes

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Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.

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Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

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Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

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Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

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Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.

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Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.

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Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.

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