Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.
Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!
Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!
Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!
Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.