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Yo Momma Jokes
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Joke: Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
Joke: Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
Joke: If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
Joke: Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Joke: Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.
Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Joke: Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Joke: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
Joke: Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she blocked the Suez Canal!
Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
Joke: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
Joke: Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
Joke: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!