The Joker

Question 1

Boxed Wine

I'm thinking about the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!

Question 2

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Question 3

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning?

Question 4

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Question 5

Bladder Infection Pun

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Question 6

Invisible Man And Woman

An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

Question 7

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

What does a robot do after sex?

Question 8

Men And Women Time Relativity

Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home if 5 minutes" are exactly the same?

Question 9

Weight Loss Scam Joke

I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

Question 10

Piano Locked Out Of The House Joke

Why was the piano locked out of the house?

Question 11

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?

Question 12

Qanon Shaman Joke

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

Question 13

You Just Know

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend the rest of your life without them!

Question 14

Anti-clockwise Watch

The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.

Question 15

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Question 16

Lettuce Pun

Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg.

Question 17

Bigger Boobies

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Little Johnny sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked, and whispered, "Hickory Dickory Dock..."

Question 18

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

How late do cows stay up?

Question 19

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

What did one llama say to the other llama?

Question 20

Blonde Calculator

Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Question 21

Kleptomania Joke

I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!

Question 22

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

Question 23

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Question 24

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Question 25

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Question 26

Sick Wooden Box Joke

How do you know if a wooden box is sick?

Question 27

Halloween Party Ghost

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

Question 28

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Question 29

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

Question 30

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

What was Ted Bundy's favorite pick up line?

The Joker

Boxed Wine

Knot Joke

Why Does A Rooster Crow?

Pirate Playing Cards

Bladder Infection Pun

Invisible Man And Woman

What Does A Robot Do After Sex Joke

Men And Women Time Relativity

Weight Loss Scam Joke

Piano Locked Out Of The House Joke

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

Qanon Shaman Joke

You Just Know

Anti-clockwise Watch

Treadmill Joke

Lettuce Pun

Bigger Boobies

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

Blonde Calculator

Kleptomania Joke

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

Sick Wooden Box Joke

Halloween Party Ghost

Clown Pun

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

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