The Joker

Question 1

Bladder Infection Pun

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Question 2

Invisible Man And Woman

An invisible man married an invisible woman. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

Question 3

Men And Women Time Relativity

Have you ever noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home if 5 minutes" are exactly the same?

Question 4

Weight Loss Scam Joke

I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

Question 5

Road Construction Joke

What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Question 6

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?

Question 7

You Just Know

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend the rest of your life without them!

Question 8

Lettuce Pun

Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg.

Question 9

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 10

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 11

Bigger Boobies

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." Little Johnny sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked, and whispered, "Hickory Dickory Dock..."

Question 12

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

How late do cows stay up?

Question 13

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

What did one llama say to the other llama?

Question 14

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team?

Question 15

Blonde Calculator

Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Question 16

Kleptomania Joke

I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!

Question 17

Four Kidneys Joke

Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?

Question 18

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

Question 19

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Question 20

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Question 21

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Question 22

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Question 23

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

Question 24

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Question 25

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

What was Ted Bundy's favorite pick up line?

Question 26

Pope Driving Limo Joke

The Pope lands in New York and the limo driver tells him that they are running early if he would like to do anything before he needs to be dropped off. The Pope says he has never driven a limo and asked if he could take drive the limo. He ends up getting pulled over on the freeway so the cop who pulls him over radios back to the station and asks for the Sargent. He tells him I can't give this guy a ticket?" The Sargent gets mad and tells the officer that he doesn't care who he is just give him the ticket! "I seriously CAN NOT give him a ticket as he is WAY TOO IMPORTANT!" "So who is this guy anyway?" the Sargent asks and the cop answers "I have no idea sir but he is SO IMPORTANT THAT THE POPE IS DRIVING HIM!

Question 27

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Question 28

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

Question 29

Hamburger Gym Joke

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

Question 30

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

The Joker

Bladder Infection Pun

Invisible Man And Woman

Men And Women Time Relativity

Weight Loss Scam Joke

Road Construction Joke

Don't Drink Gas Joke.

You Just Know

Lettuce Pun

Vegetarian Joke

All Grown Up

Bigger Boobies

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

Blonde Calculator

Kleptomania Joke

Four Kidneys Joke

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

Clown Pun

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

Halloween Mummy Joke

Ted Bundy Pickup Line Joke

Pope Driving Limo Joke

Illiterate Witch Joke

Ghost Vacation Joke

Hamburger Gym Joke

Noisy Graveyard Joke

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