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How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
What do stylish frogs wear?
What do polar bears like to eat?
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
Where do baby fish sleep?
In a bass-inet.
What is a monster's favorite dessert?
What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?
A Bounty Hunter.
How did the baby know it was ready to be born?
It was running out of WOMB…
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
How do you make a tree-stand?
Take it’s chair away.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?
By icing it.
Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?
In a Dad-a-base.
What’s faster hot or cold?
Hot, because everyone catches a cold.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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