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I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.

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How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?

You rock-et!

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What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits!

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What do polar bears like to eat?

Burrrrrrrritos.

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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry.

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Where do baby fish sleep?

In a bass-inet.

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What is a monster's favorite dessert?

I scream!

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What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?

Their own.

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What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?

A Bounty Hunter.

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How did the baby know it was ready to be born?

It was running out of WOMB…

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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How do you make a tree-stand?

Take it’s chair away.

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What do runners do when they forget something?

They jog their memory.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He refers to his calen-deer.

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How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

By icing it.

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Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?

In a Dad-a-base.

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What’s faster hot or cold?

Hot, because everyone catches a cold.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer!

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll.

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