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You know you're a redneck if you introduce a friend to your wife and sister and he only has to shake one hand.

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Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

It's For-Biden.

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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham-boogers.

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Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

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Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

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What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Blew.

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Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet?

He's living on a pear.

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What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?

De-calf-inated.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A Milkshake.

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It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

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Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

I heard it was a ToTo failure!

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Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Because they were a pair-o-medics.

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My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

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My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, because on-screen it says, "Error, not long enough."

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What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

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My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?

A dog. Dog's love meat.

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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies!

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They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.

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Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

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How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

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