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What is the definition of eternity?

Four blondes in separate cars at a 4-way stop.

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I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head.

He said, "Tell me more."

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Which tree is the most pensive?

The ponder-osa pine.

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman.

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Where do Elves go to vote?

The North Pole.

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What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Snow Cones.

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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What is the hardest tea to swallow!

Reality!

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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work.

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Why was the piano locked out of the house?

He did not have the right key!

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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

Laughing Stock!

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My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young to deal with hare loss.

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I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

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I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.

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Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

It's For-Biden.

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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham-boogers.

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Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

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Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

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What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Blew.

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