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Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that is true." "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries ... is that true, mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?" "Cause I was thinkin' .... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been wakin' up with!"
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Because it found someone sweeter!
A train delivering cargo on a train track!
Last one out of the carton is a rotten egg!
Fir he's a jolly good fellow...
Because it wanted to draw some attention!!
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Because they're shellfish!!!
They don't have the guts!!!
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Because she thought her Maxi Pad had wings!
A deck of cards that is glued together!
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