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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

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Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

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Why are ghosts terrible liars?

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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

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What do demons eat for breakfast?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Why do vampires need mouthwash?

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What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

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Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

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Where do ghost's go on vacation?

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What do skeletons travel around in?

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

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How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

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What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?

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Why are ghosts bad liars?

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What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?

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Why don't mummies take time off?

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What did the ghost say to his wife?

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What did the skeleton say to the dog?

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What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

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