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Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero!
Why can't a mountain get stronger?
Because it's fitness level has peaked.
How do you cut lightning?
With bolt cutters!
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
Wander Woman!
Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!
The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!
A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Don't butter me up.
Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!
What do kangaroos wear to work?
Jump suits.
The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii... Or just a low ha?
Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?
What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?
Save them for a rainy day!
Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!
What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU!
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!
I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending"
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