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Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
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Joke: Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
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Joke: Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
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Joke: In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!
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Joke: What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
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Joke: What do you call a rat crossing the road?
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Joke: What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?
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Joke: What did one lab rat say to the other?
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Joke: Why do rats suck at taking pictures?
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Joke: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
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Joke: Why was Dracula afraid of cows?
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Joke: What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?
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Joke: Where does Dracula get his hair cut?
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Joke: What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?
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Joke: What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
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Joke: What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?
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Joke: I don't usually whoop...
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Joke: It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.
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Joke: It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?
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Joke: Bully got toasted because...
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Joke: Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
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