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The fart, whether it's human or animal, is ridiculously funny! Kids love Fart Humor, so have assembled a flatulence collection of hilariously smelly creations for your entertainment. Kill some time with us when you're supposed to be at working or studying or when your A.D.D. kicks in. We are adding new smelly content daily so check back often. Fart On and have Fun!

Toys: Fart → Farts → Farting → Toys

FartLauncer 3000 by Buttheads

Get ready to make a stink with the Buttheads FartLauncher 3000, an interactive farting toy. This bad Boy is silent but Stinky, and lets you blast real fart smells up to 10 feet away! Pump the caboose full of air & it will send a fart forward towards it's victim!.

The scent canister includes 100+ rounds of blasts and is made with 100% plant-based material that dissipates in minutes! It’s time to REEK havoc and let 'er rip!


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Jokes: Funny → Fart → Comedy

Don't Force a Fart Joke

Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably 💩.

Bodily Function Punctuation

A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark.

Fart in an Apple Store Joke

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed... It's not my fault they don't have Windows.


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Videos: Hilarious → Fart → Videos

Horse Farts During Interview

Watch what happens when this horse farts right in to face of the man being interviewed!


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Riddles: Fart → Riddles → Answers

Set it free

When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I? A fart.


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Sounds: Funny → Fart → Audio → Recordings

Fart Sound Effects

One minute video of fart sounds!


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Apps: Best → Fart → Apps

iFart - Funny Prank and Noise App

IFart was first launched in 2008. In 2009, it was named one of the Top 20 Apps of All Time.


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Games: Play → Fart → Games

Gas Out Game

Kids won’t be able to stop giggling with the Gas Out Game! Guster the Gas Cloud is full of intestinal discomfort and he’s ready to rip! Place him on the center of the table and then deal 3 Gas Out cards to each player. If you play a Number card, press Guster as many times as the number shown—but watch out! Guster’s blasts are not silent and they’re definitely deadly. If Guster farts, you’re out! Other Gas Out cards in the deck keep the fun tooting along like the Skip card which sends Guster onto the next player, or the Reverse card that “blows” him back in the opposite direction. Be the last player to keep Guster the Gas Cloud from farting during your turn, and you win! Includes Guster (the electronic Gas Cloud) and 56 Gas Out cards! Colors and decorations may vary.

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Pranks: Watch → Hilarious → Fart → Pranks

Fart Prank Video

This guy dressed up as a Turkey for Thanksgiving and farted when people walked by. He didn't actually fart but simulated funny farts with a fart device called the Pooter!


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Fartology: Names → Descriptions -> Farts A to Z

The Alarm Fart

This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know right off why it is called the Alarm Fart. You will be alarmed. The alarm fart however is rare.


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What's in a fart

The chemical composition of a fart can vary but for the most part they consist of nitrogen (59%), hydrogen (21%), carbon dioxide (9%), methane (7%) and oxygen (4%). The part of the fart that makes it stink is hydrogen sulfide gas which only which is only about 1% of the total fart.


Fartipedia: Flatulence

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