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Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero!

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Why can't a mountain get stronger?

Because it's fitness level has peaked.

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How do you cut lightning?

With bolt cutters!

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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander Woman!

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Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!

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The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!

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A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!

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I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!

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What did the upset toast say about my compliments?

Don't butter me up.

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Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!

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What do kangaroos wear to work?

Jump suits.

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The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.

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I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!

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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii... Or just a low ha?

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Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

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What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?

Save them for a rainy day!

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Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU!

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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!

I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending"

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