FART - FUNNY AND RIDICULOUS THINGS

Joke: It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?

Joke: Bully got toasted because...

Joke: Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

Joke: What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Joke: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Joke: Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Joke: Why are sandals so indecisive?

Joke: Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

Joke: How do you get a farm girls attention?

Joke: I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

Joke: What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

Joke: A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything ok, pal? the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she isn't talking to me for a month!" Trying to put a positive spin on things the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?" The guy replies, "Yeah, but today is the last day!"

Joke: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.

Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Joke: What part of a museum has the most allergies?

Joke: What does it take to be an organ donor?

Joke: Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Joke: There was a blonde who had taken up golf. She played her 1st round, and back in after only 20 minutes. She told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, "Between the first hole and the second hole." He said, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

Joke: We have studied Americans' favorite sports and came up with a conclusion. 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF. AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.