Funny Cut The Cheese Jokes
Don't Force a Fart Joke
Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably 💩.
Bodily Function Punctuation
A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark.
Fart in an Apple Store Joke
I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed... It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
Let Her Rid Videos
Horse Farts During Interview
Watch what happens when this horse farts right in to face of the man being interviewed!
Rip One Riddles
Set it free
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I? A fart.
Fart Sound Effects
One minute video of fart sounds!
Pass Gas Apps
iFart - Funny Prank and Noise App
IFart was first launched in 2008. In 2009, it was named one of the Top 20 Apps of All Time.
Break Wind Games
Gas Out Game
Kids won’t be able to stop giggling with the Gas Out Game! Guster the Gas Cloud is full of intestinal discomfort and he’s ready to rip! Place him on the center of the table and then deal 3 Gas Out cards to each player. If you play a Number card, press Guster as many times as the number shown—but watch out! Guster’s blasts are not silent and they’re definitely deadly. If Guster farts, you’re out! Other Gas Out cards in the deck keep the fun tooting along like the Skip card which sends Guster onto the next player, or the Reverse card that “blows” him back in the opposite direction. Be the last player to keep Guster the Gas Cloud from farting during your turn, and you win! Includes Guster (the electronic Gas Cloud) and 56 Gas Out cards! Colors and decorations may vary.
Fart Prank Video
This guy dressed up as a Turkey for Thanksgiving and farted when people walked by. He didn't actually fart but simulated funny farts with a fart device called the Pooter!
Fartology - The Study of Farts
The Alarm FartThis is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know right off why it is called the Alarm Fart. You will be alarmed. The alarm fart however is rare.
What's in a fart
The chemical composition of a fart can vary but for the most part they consist of nitrogen (59%), hydrogen (21%), carbon dioxide (9%), methane (7%) and oxygen (4%). The part of the fart that makes it stink is hydrogen sulfide gas which only which is only about 1% of the total fart.