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Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one's going to answer the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who?

Madam foot's caught in the door!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it's cold out here.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I'm dwowning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.

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Knock Knock? who's there? Hatch Hatch-who? Bless you.

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