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Knock Knock Jokes
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Joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub mommy, I'm dwowning.
Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who?
Joke: Knock-Knock! Who's there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed no one's going to answer the door.
Joke: Tweety: knock knock. Sylvester: Who's there? Tweety: Gladys. Sylvester: Gladys who? Tweety: Gladys you and not that awful puddy tat!
Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita really warm place to sleep tonight, it's cold out here.
Joke: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
Joke: Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
Joke: Knock Knock? who's there? Hatch Hatch-who? Bless you.
Joke: Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!
Joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.