10 FUNNIEST JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

10 Funniest Jokes are fun to share with family and friends. We collected the best and most popular Laugh out loud Jokes all in one place.  All Ten Funniest Jokes come with colorful joke memes so you can send in a text, post to your favorite social media, share with classmates or even print if you're old school.  If you don't see your favorite joke, sign up and submit it to our hilarious joke collection.  Laughing is the best medicine!

Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
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Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
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Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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Joke: Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
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10 Funniest Jokes Answers:

  1. Ground Beef!
  4. Air Force.
  5. He replies, 'You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  7. Cauliflowers maybe.
  8. It Apollo-gises.
  10. A spelling bee.