32 SPORT JOKES

Question 1

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Superbowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game her asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I'm like Helloooo? It's only 25 cents."

Question 2

Aerobic Instructors Joke

How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Question 3

Tom The Turkey Joke

Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!

Question 4

Tennis Joke

I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!

Question 5

Easiest Shot In Gold Joke

What is the easiest shot in golf?

Question 6

The Long Drive

It was a sunny Saturday morning and Brian was beginning his pre-shot routine -- visualizing his upcoming shot -- when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!" Brian was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up the men's tee!" Brian had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

Question 7

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Question 8

Four Football Fans

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the New England Patriots!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice. Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice. Refusing to be outdone by the Patriots and Falcons fans, the Steelers fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and without hesitation, pushed the Philadelphia Eagles fan off the mountain.

Question 9

Golf Vs. Skydiver

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

Punch Line

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Question 10

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Question 11

Endless Love

What's the definition of Endless Love?

Question 12

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Question 13

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Question 14

Heaven Vs Hell

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and hell. God, always fair, said to the devil, "The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided. Don't you know all the 'good' players go to heaven?" The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"

Question 15

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 16

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

Question 17

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Question 18

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Why should you never break up with a goalie?

Question 19

Strong Mountain Joke

Why can't a mountain get stronger?

Question 20

Tiny Surfer Joke

What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?

Question 21

Stegosauruses Joke

Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?

Question 22

Play It Where It Lies

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Question 23

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

Question 24

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

Question 25

Blonde Golf

There was a blonde who had taken up golf. She played her 1st round, and back in after only 20 minutes. She told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, "Between the first hole and the second hole." He said, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."

Question 26

String To The Game Joke

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

Question 27

The More Money You Make Sports Joke

We have studied Americans' favorite sports and came up with a conclusion. 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF. AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Question 28

Super Bowl Tickets

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Holy Cross Church, on Lake Ave at 3 pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.

Question 29

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Question 30

A Teacher Asks Her Students If They're Yankees Fans.

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Question 31

Golf Pants

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

32 SPORT JOKES

Sport Jokes

A Blonde Goes To The Super Bowl

Aerobic Instructors Joke

Tom The Turkey Joke

Tennis Joke

Easiest Shot In Gold Joke

The Long Drive

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

Four Football Fans

Golf Vs. Skydiver

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Endless Love

Treadmill Joke

Green Pepper Archer

Heaven Vs Hell

Personal Trainer Joke

Golf And Sex

Soccer Joke

Never Break Up With A Goalie Joke

Strong Mountain Joke

Tiny Surfer Joke

Stegosauruses Joke

Play It Where It Lies

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

Horse Sport Joke

Blonde Golf

String To The Game Joke

The More Money You Make Sports Joke

Super Bowl Tickets

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

A Teacher Asks Her Students If They're Yankees Fans.

Golf Pants

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