The Joker

Question 1

Crying Strawberry Joke

Why was the strawberry crying?

Question 2

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Question 3

Flag And Flagpole Joke

What did the flag say to the flagpole?

Question 4

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...

Question 5

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Question 6

Don't Listen Joke

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But, did he listen?

Question 7

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Question 8

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Question 9

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 10

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Question 11

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Question 12

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

What is a police officer's favorite sweater?

Question 13

New World Joke

Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace.

Question 14

Brunette #1

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

Question 15

Wife's Driving Test Joke

My wife had her driving test today. She got eight out of ten. The other two jumped out of the way!

Question 16

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 17

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Question 18

Mechanic Joke

Did a little mechanic work today. Put a rear end in a recliner.

Question 19

Twelve Inch King Joke

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Question 20

The Silent Treatment Joke

Wife: I'm not talking to you! Husband: OK. Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision.

Question 21

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

Question 22

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Question 23

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 24

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 25

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Question 26

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Question 27

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 28

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team?

Question 29

Blonde Without Electricity Joke.

A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."

Question 30

You Don't Listen

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

The Joker

Crying Strawberry Joke

What Do You Call A Mexican Fighting A Priest?

Flag And Flagpole Joke

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Beethoven's Chickens

Don't Listen Joke

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Personal Trainer Joke

Pig Nose Joke

Brunette Joke #4

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

New World Joke

Brunette #1

Wife's Driving Test Joke

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Dirty Rabbit Joke

Mechanic Joke

Twelve Inch King Joke

The Silent Treatment Joke

Comic Sans Joke

Dracula Joke

Vegetarian Joke

Cell Phones Joke

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

All Grown Up

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

Blonde Without Electricity Joke.

You Don't Listen

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