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Joke Count: 1233
Sleeping Cows
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If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
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What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?
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What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?
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Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke
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How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
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Ghost Wife Halloween Joke
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What did the ghost say to his wife?
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Super Hero With A Lisp
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Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?
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Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun
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How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path.
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My Living Will
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Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." They got up, unplugged my computer and threw away my wine! The little ingrates.
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How To Get Back On Your Feet
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You want to how to get back on your feet?
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Fastest Liquid Joke
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Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?
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Drunken Wrapper
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Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.
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What Life's About.
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Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one.
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May Flowers Joke
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If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?
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Dancing Shoes
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I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.
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Elders' Joke
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Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on a body part that wanted healing. Grandma slowly put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic shoulder. Grandpa too got up, put one hand on the TV and the other on his private parts. Grandma looked at him and says... "Dear, I guess you just don't get it do you? The purpose is to heal the sick NOT to raise the dead"!
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Mermaid Jobs Joke
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Where do mermaids look for jobs?
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Boat Captain IRS Audit
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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS Auditor asks "I need to talk with you about your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Capitan responds "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for about 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board". IRS auditor "That's fair, so who is the other guy on the boat that I see in your records. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the workaround here and only makes about $10 per week and it says you buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a twelve-pack once a week too. Also says he gets to sleep with your wife occasionally?" the IRS Auditor says "That's the guy we want to talk to". The Boat Capitan replies "That would be me, what do you to know?"
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Livestock Favorite Math Tool
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What is a livestock's favorite math tool?
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Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke
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What can you find in a ghost's nose?
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Looking Good
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Wife, "My aerobics instructor says I've got the chest of a 23 year old!" Husband, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?" Wife, "We never mentioned you!"
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Superhero Joke
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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
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Green Pepper Archer
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
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You Will Walk Today Joke
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I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more enthusiasm. After the service, I went outside and my car was gone!
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Shark Attack Facts
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Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet?
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Chiropractor Joke
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Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I put on here about a week back?
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How Many Flies Joke
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
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A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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Mafia Cross The Road Joke
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Why did the Mafia cross the road?
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Lesbian With Long Nails
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What do you call a lesbian with long nails?
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Burro Vs Burrow
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People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.
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Are You A Banana Joke
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Are you a banana?
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