Joke: A hot-air balloon descends in the middle of nowhere. The traveler in the gondola spots a man on the ground and shouts, "Hey, mister! Can you tell me where I am?" The man looks up and shouts, "You're in a gondola of a hot air balloon!" The traveler shouts back, "You must be a mathematician!" "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, only a mathematician can give such a precise yet useless answer." "Hmmmm. You must be a CEO..." "Yes! How did you know?" "Well, you got yourself into this bad situation, yet you made it look as if it is my fault."
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