The Joker

Question 1

I Respect Giraffe’s Joke

I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.

Question 2

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Question 3

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?

Question 4

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Question 5

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day.

Question 6

Two Eggs Boiling In A Pot Joke.

Two eggs are boiling in a pot. One egg says to the other, "I've got a huge crack". The other egg replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not even hard yet!"

Question 7

Skeleton Halloween Joke

What did the skeleton say to the dog?

Question 8

Super Hero With A Lisp

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Question 9

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

Question 10

Skeleton Travel Joke

What do skeletons travel around in?

Question 11

My Living Will

Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." They got up, unplugged my computer and threw away my wine! The little ingrates.

Question 12

How To Get Back On Your Feet

You want to how to get back on your feet?

Question 13

Fastest Liquid Joke

Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?

Question 14

Drunken Wrapper

Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.

Question 15

Nair Hair Removal Warnings!

This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Question 16

What Life's About.

Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one.

Question 17

Joined A Gym

It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on.

Question 18

May Flowers Joke

If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?

Question 19

Dancing Shoes

I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.

Question 20

Elders' Joke

Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on a body part that wanted healing. Grandma slowly put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic shoulder. Grandpa too got up, put one hand on the TV and the other on his private parts. Grandma looked at him and says... "Dear, I guess you just don't get it do you? The purpose is to heal the sick NOT to raise the dead"!

Question 21

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Where do mermaids look for jobs?

Question 22

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

Question 23

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

Question 24

Good At Math Joke

There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't.

Question 25

Superhero Joke

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Question 26

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Question 27

You Will Walk Today Joke

I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more enthusiasm. After the service, I went outside and my car was gone!

Question 28

Shark Attack Facts

Did you know... Sharks will only attack you when you're wet?

Question 29

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

Question 30

Mafia Cross The Road Joke

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

The Joker

I Respect Giraffe’s Joke

Sleeping Cows

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

Two Eggs Boiling In A Pot Joke.

Skeleton Halloween Joke

Super Hero With A Lisp

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

Skeleton Travel Joke

My Living Will

How To Get Back On Your Feet

Fastest Liquid Joke

Drunken Wrapper

Nair Hair Removal Warnings!

What Life's About.

Joined A Gym

May Flowers Joke

Dancing Shoes

Elders' Joke

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

Good At Math Joke

Superhero Joke

Green Pepper Archer

You Will Walk Today Joke

Shark Attack Facts

A Woman's Car Broke Down Joke

Mafia Cross The Road Joke

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