The Joker

Question 1

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Question 2

Personal Trainer Joke

Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.

Question 3

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Question 4

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Question 5

New World Joke

Imagine a world where Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge to become as YouTwitFace.

Question 6

Brunette #1

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

Question 7

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 8

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Question 9

Windmill Music Joke

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The other one says, "Well, I'm a big metal fan."

Question 10

Mechanic Joke

Did a little mechanic work today. Put a rear end in a recliner.

Question 11

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 12

Twelve Inch King Joke

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Question 13

Testicle Joke

"Well, Mr. Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and one testicle made of steel." "But that's impossible." Says Mr. Brown. "I've never had any operations and apart from that I have two perfectly healthy children." "How old are your children?" "Well, Pinocchio is 6 and Terminator is 7."

Question 14

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Question 15

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 16

True Love Always

Ladies, if he is... is hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, tastes amazing, leaves you feeling happier than ever... That's not your man. That's a taco!

Question 17

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 18

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Question 19

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Question 20

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 21

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

What's the difference between a pack of pigmies and a women's track team?

Question 22

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Question 23

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Question 24

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day.

Question 25

Skeleton Halloween Joke

What did the skeleton say to the dog?

Question 26

Snail Mugged By Turtles Joke

A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened so fast"

Question 27

Super Hero With A Lisp

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Question 28

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

Question 29

Skeleton Travel Joke

What do skeletons travel around in?

Question 30

How To Get Back On Your Feet

You want to how to get back on your feet?

The Joker

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Personal Trainer Joke

Pig Nose Joke

Brunette Joke #4

New World Joke

Brunette #1

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Dirty Rabbit Joke

Windmill Music Joke

Mechanic Joke

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

Twelve Inch King Joke

Testicle Joke

Dracula Joke

Vegetarian Joke

True Love Always

Cell Phones Joke

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

All Grown Up

Pack Of Pigmy's Joke

Sleeping Cows

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

Skeleton Halloween Joke

Snail Mugged By Turtles Joke

Super Hero With A Lisp

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

Skeleton Travel Joke

How To Get Back On Your Feet

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