The Joker

Question 1

Seafood Joke

Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!

Question 2

Gym Day

Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home.

Question 3

People Person Joke

I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!

Question 4

Glasses And Mask Joke

If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

Question 5

Salad For Dinner

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.

Question 6

Blonde Sitting At A Bar Joke

Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4.

Question 7

50 Cent Hungry Joke

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

Question 8

Coke Vs. Deer Testicles Joke.

What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?

Question 9

Opening Doors

When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car.

Question 10

Do You Still Love Me?

My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Question 11

Just Pretend

I pretended to fall asleep and I fell asleep. Now, I'm going to pretend to be skinny.

Question 12

Baby Corn Joke

What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?

Question 13

Chip Monkey Joke

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

Question 14

Pilot Joke

Two, not very bright, pilots come in for a landing when the pilot has to slam on the brakes. Captain Bill looks over at Roger the co-pilot and says, "Damn that is the shortest runway we have ever landed on!" Roger takes a long look left, then a long look right and replies, "Yeah but look how wide it is!"

Question 15

No Chocolate Ice Cream Joke

An old lady walks up to an ice cream truck and asks the guy for some chocolate ice cream. He tells her that they just sold out. She comes back a few minutes later and once again asks for chocolate ice cream. The guy in the truck told her sorry but we are all out of chocolate ice cream for the rest of the day. She comes back a few minutes later asking for some chocolate ice cream. So the guy in the truck asks her to spell the van in vanilla. "Van" she spells out. Great now spell the straw in strawberry, so she replies "straw". Very good, now do me a favor and spell the fuck in chocolate. She tells him "there is no fuck in chocolate". He replies "that's what I've been trying to tell you, lady, there is no fuckin chocolate".

Question 16

Cheers To Bread

To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.

Question 17

Broken Finger

I broke my finger last week. . .

Question 18

My Poem

I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.

Question 19

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?

Question 20

String To The Game Joke

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

Question 21

Do You Feel Any Pain?

My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"

Question 22

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Question 23

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

Question 24

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

Question 25

Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Question 26

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

Why is water heavier than butane?

Question 27

My Friend David

My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.

Question 28

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?

Question 29

Coffee Can Make You Aggressive

Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extremely pissed off.

Question 30

Say Grace

Does your family say a prayer before you eat food? Nope, we're Italian, my mom knows how to cook.

The Joker

Seafood Joke

Gym Day

People Person Joke

Glasses And Mask Joke

Salad For Dinner

Blonde Sitting At A Bar Joke

50 Cent Hungry Joke

Coke Vs. Deer Testicles Joke.

Opening Doors

Do You Still Love Me?

Just Pretend

Baby Corn Joke

Chip Monkey Joke

Pilot Joke

No Chocolate Ice Cream Joke

Cheers To Bread

Broken Finger

My Poem

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

String To The Game Joke

Do You Feel Any Pain?

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

Tiger Stripes Joke

Losing Weight Joke

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

My Friend David

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Coffee Can Make You Aggressive

Say Grace

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