The Joker

Question 1

My Wife Made It Joke.

The graveyard service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

Question 2

Taking A Pole Joke

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Question 3

Vegetable Call A Plumber Joke

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

Question 4

Vegan Pun

This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.

Question 5

Do You Still Love Me?

My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Question 6

Just Pretend

I pretended to fall asleep and I fell asleep. Now, I'm going to pretend to be skinny.

Question 7

Baby Corn Joke

What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?

Question 8

Boomerang Grenade Joke

Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.

Question 9

Pilot Joke

Two, not very bright, pilots come in for a landing when the pilot has to slam on the brakes. Captain Bill looks over at Roger the co-pilot and says, "Damn that is the shortest runway we have ever landed on!" Roger takes a long look left, then a long look right and replies, "Yeah but look how wide it is!"

Question 10

My Poem

I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.

Question 11

Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas

Question 12

Jelly Fish Joke

What's in the middle of a jellyfish?

Question 13

Funny Mountain Joke

What do you call a funny mountain?

Question 14

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Question 15

Synonym Joke

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

Question 16

Talking Frog Joke

A 72-year-old man had one hobby - he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.' With age - comes wisdom!

Question 17

Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Question 18

Snowman 6-Pack Joke

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

Question 19

Gym Day

Did 3 laps around the gym today... Couldn't find a parking spot so I went home.

Question 20

Do The Crime Pay The Time

An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: "What did you steal?" She replies, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her how many peaches were in a can? She replied, "Six." Judge: "Ok, I'll give you six days in jail." Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said, "What about ht can of peas!"

Question 21

My Wife's Birthday

My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack.

Question 22

50 Cent Hungry Joke

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

Question 23

Marriage Tip

When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's probably not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready.

Question 24

Cloud Clothes Joke

What do clouds wear?

Question 25

Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Question 26

Opening Doors

When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car.

Question 27

Christmas And Crabs Pun

What do Christmas and crabs have in common?

Question 28

Don't Eat A Dictionary

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Question 29

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Question 30

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?

The Joker

My Wife Made It Joke.

Taking A Pole Joke

Vegetable Call A Plumber Joke

Vegan Pun

Do You Still Love Me?

Just Pretend

Baby Corn Joke

Boomerang Grenade Joke

Pilot Joke

My Poem

Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke

Jelly Fish Joke

Funny Mountain Joke

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

Synonym Joke

Talking Frog Joke

Losing Weight Joke

Snowman 6-Pack Joke

Gym Day

Do The Crime Pay The Time

My Wife's Birthday

50 Cent Hungry Joke

Marriage Tip

Cloud Clothes Joke

Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke

Opening Doors

Christmas And Crabs Pun

Don't Eat A Dictionary

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

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