The Joker

Question 1

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

Question 2

Banana Goes To The Doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Question 3

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Question 4

Black Coffee

A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.

Question 5

Never Sing In The Shower

Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!

Question 6

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

What was E.T. short for?

Question 7

What Is A Pirates Favorite Letter Joke

What is a pirates favorite letter?

Question 8

Pie Rate Joke.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

Question 9

Hard Tea Joke

What is the hardest tea to swallow!

Question 10

Korean Martial Artist Joke

I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”

Question 11

Autumn Leaves

I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.

Question 12

Get Me A Beer Joke

I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!

Question 13

Being A Man Joke

Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.

Question 14

Blonde Raking Leaves Joke

How did the blonde break both legs while raking leaves?

Question 15

Giraffe Fart Joke

I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.

Question 16

A Wife Sends A Text To Her Husband

Wife, "Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you." Husband, "Who is Valerie?" Wife, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw buy text." Husband, "But I'm with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?" Wife, "What?! Where are you?" Husband, "Near the bakery." Wife, "Wait, I'm coming right now!" After five minutes the wife sends a message: Wife, "I'm at the bakery, where are you?" Husband, "I'm at work. Now that you're at the bakery, you can buy the bread!"

Question 17

Never Done Anything Wild?

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, he's 95. We went to the food court to buy some lunch when we noticed a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look over and catch him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never did anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to prevent choking upon hearing his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Question 18

Blondes And Cow Pies

What do blondes and cow pies have in common?

Question 19

Tree Scientist Joke

What do you call a tree that does science experiments?

Question 20

Mile Per Gallon Joke

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 2.2 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon!

Question 21

Jailed Picture Frame Joke

Why was the picture frame sent to jail?

Question 22

Cat For Christmas Joke

My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy...

Question 23

Strawberry Gets Run Over Joke

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?

Question 24

Cross-Eyed Girl Joke

I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side.

Question 25

Taking A Pole Joke

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Question 26

Money Joke

Money. May not make you happy. But will pay for vacation, lunches, dinners, cars, houses, flowers, children education, medical bills, and tacos!

Question 27

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Question 28

Which Floor

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please just press one?" So I did... I don't remember much after that.

Question 29

Bear Paw Pun

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and coke." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, " What can I say, I was born with 'em."

Question 30

Christmas And Crabs Pun

What do Christmas and crabs have in common?

The Joker

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Banana Goes To The Doctor

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Black Coffee

Never Sing In The Shower

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

What Is A Pirates Favorite Letter Joke

Pie Rate Joke.

Hard Tea Joke

Korean Martial Artist Joke

Autumn Leaves

Get Me A Beer Joke

Being A Man Joke

Blonde Raking Leaves Joke

Giraffe Fart Joke

A Wife Sends A Text To Her Husband

Never Done Anything Wild?

Blondes And Cow Pies

Tree Scientist Joke

Mile Per Gallon Joke

Jailed Picture Frame Joke

Cat For Christmas Joke

Strawberry Gets Run Over Joke

Cross-Eyed Girl Joke

Taking A Pole Joke

Money Joke

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

Which Floor

Bear Paw Pun

Christmas And Crabs Pun

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