The Joker

Question 1

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Question 2

A Wise Man Joke

In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!

Question 3

Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke

Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Question 4

How Do You Get A Farm Girls Attention Joke

How do you get a farm girls attention?

Question 5

Eight Hour Day

Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.

Question 6

Buttcheeks Joke

Is "Buttcheeks" one word?

Question 7

Beekeeper Joke

I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.

Question 8

I Buy All My Weapons From A Guy Named T-REX Joke

I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!

Question 9

Secure Job Joke

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Question 10

Possessive Pronouns

I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.

Question 11

Koala Bear Joke

Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?

Question 12

Pirate Singers Joke

Why are pirates great singers?

Question 13

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Question 14

How To Cure A Headache

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.

Question 15

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Question 16

Clone Jokes

We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!

Question 17

Don The Chicken.

Don came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Don." Don was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Don was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Don the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Don. "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard... "Don, wake up! You shit the bed!"

Question 18

Crowbar

A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

Question 19

Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Question 20

Drinking Buddies

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Trinidad. One day at the airport they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' What's that? 'Have you farted yet? No.' Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Barbados......

Question 21

Essential Oils

To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.

Question 22

Santa R&R Pun

Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?

Question 23

Pick A Person To Blame.

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems...

Question 24

Where Are The Easter Egg

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them.

Question 25

Peek-a-boo Joke

Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

Question 26

Caveman Survival Joke

How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Question 27

German Sausage Pun

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Question 28

Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

Question 29

Frog Wear Joke

What do stylish frogs wear?

Question 30

Igloo Joke

I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo.

The Joker

Locked Out Of The House

A Wise Man Joke

Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke

How Do You Get A Farm Girls Attention Joke

Eight Hour Day

Buttcheeks Joke

Beekeeper Joke

I Buy All My Weapons From A Guy Named T-REX Joke

Secure Job Joke

Possessive Pronouns

Koala Bear Joke

Pirate Singers Joke

Radio For Sale

How To Cure A Headache

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Clone Jokes

Don The Chicken.

Crowbar

Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke

Drinking Buddies

Essential Oils

Santa R&R Pun

Pick A Person To Blame.

Where Are The Easter Egg

Peek-a-boo Joke

Caveman Survival Joke

German Sausage Pun

Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

Frog Wear Joke

Igloo Joke

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