The Joker

Question 1

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

Question 2

Cloud Clothes Joke

Question 3

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Question 4

Do You Still Love Me?

My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Question 5

Don't Eat A Dictionary

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Question 6

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Question 7

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Question 8

Toilet Papered

Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million.

Question 9

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Question 10

Quarantine Joke

I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice".

Question 11

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?

Question 12

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why Pat said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Mick and he told me he was starting a Jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."

Question 13

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

Question 14

Angry Snowman Joke

Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?

Question 15

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Question 16

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Question 17

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor is still wet."

Question 18

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Question 19

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Question 20

IQ Test Results

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Question 21

So Judgmental

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell by just looking at them.

Question 22

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Question 23

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

Question 24

A Really Dumb Dad Joke

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.

Question 25

A Tree In The Hand Joke

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Question 26

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot." He Shouted. He began his commentary as his parent put their a plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Smiths have company." He called out. "Noah's riding his new bike!" "Looks like the Stewarts are moving!" After a few moments... "Looks like the Robinson's are having sex!" Startled, his mom and dad sat up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Robinson is on his balcony with a popsicle."

Question 27

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?

Question 28

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Question 29

Good Years

I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.

Question 30

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

The Joker

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

Cloud Clothes Joke

Guitar Pun

Do You Still Love Me?

Don't Eat A Dictionary

Santa Sleigh

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

Toilet Papered

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Quarantine Joke

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

Angry Snowman Joke

Detective Duck Joke

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

Construction Bird Joke

Alligator Thief Joke

IQ Test Results

So Judgmental

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

A Really Dumb Dad Joke

A Tree In The Hand Joke

Afternoon Sex

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

Star Wars Pirate Joke

Good Years

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Joke Categories

SHARE THIS?

Newsletter

Contributors