The Joker

Question 1

Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Question 2

Autumn Leaves

I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.

Question 3

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

Why is water heavier than butane?

Question 4

My Friend David

My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.

Question 5

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?

Question 6

Say Grace

Does your family say a prayer before you eat food? Nope, we're Italian, my mom knows how to cook.

Question 7

Do The Crime Pay The Time

An 80-year-old lady was arrested for shoplifting. Judge: "What did you steal?" She replies, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her how many peaches were in a can? She replied, "Six." Judge: "Ok, I'll give you six days in jail." Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said, "What about ht can of peas!"

Question 8

My Wife's Birthday

My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack.

Question 9

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Question 10

Cloud Clothes Joke

What do clouds wear?

Question 11

Taking A Pole Joke

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Question 12

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Question 13

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"

Question 14

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Question 15

Don't Eat A Dictionary

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Question 16

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Question 17

Toilet Papered

Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million.

Question 18

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Question 19

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Question 20

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why Pat said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Mick and he told me he was starting a Jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."

Question 21

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

Question 22

Angry Snowman Joke

Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?

Question 23

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

Question 24

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Question 25

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Question 26

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor is still wet."

Question 27

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Question 28

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Question 29

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Question 30

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

The Joker

Losing Weight Joke

Autumn Leaves

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

My Friend David

Orchestra Got Electrocuted Joke

Say Grace

Do The Crime Pay The Time

My Wife's Birthday

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

Cloud Clothes Joke

Taking A Pole Joke

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

Guitar Pun

Don't Eat A Dictionary

Santa Sleigh

Toilet Papered

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

Angry Snowman Joke

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

Detective Duck Joke

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

Construction Bird Joke

Alligator Thief Joke

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

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