The Joker

Question 1

My Wife's Birthday

My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack.

Question 2

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Question 3

Cloud Clothes Joke

What do clouds wear?

Question 4

Taking A Pole Joke

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Question 5

Coke Vs. Deer Testicles Joke.

What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?

Question 6

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Question 7

Christmas And Crabs Pun

What do Christmas and crabs have in common?

Question 8

Don't Eat A Dictionary

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Question 9

Chip Monkey Joke

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

Question 10

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Question 11

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Question 12

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Question 13

Broken Finger

I broke my finger last week. . .

Question 14

Angry Snowman Joke

Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?

Question 15

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

Question 16

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor is still wet."

Question 17

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Question 18

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

Question 19

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

Question 20

A Tree In The Hand Joke

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Question 21

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot." He Shouted. He began his commentary as his parent put their a plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Smiths have company." He called out. "Noah's riding his new bike!" "Looks like the Stewarts are moving!" After a few moments... "Looks like the Robinson's are having sex!" Startled, his mom and dad sat up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Robinson is on his balcony with a popsicle."

Question 22

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?

Question 23

Good Years

I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.

Question 24

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

Question 25

Banana Goes To The Doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Question 26

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Question 27

Black Coffee

A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.

Question 28

Never Sing In The Shower

Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!

Question 29

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

What was E.T. short for?

Question 30

Get Me A Beer Joke

I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!

The Joker

My Wife's Birthday

Leading Cause Of Dry Skin Joke

Cloud Clothes Joke

Taking A Pole Joke

Coke Vs. Deer Testicles Joke.

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

Christmas And Crabs Pun

Don't Eat A Dictionary

Chip Monkey Joke

Santa Sleigh

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Broken Finger

Angry Snowman Joke

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

Just Mopped The Floor Joke

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

A Tree In The Hand Joke

Afternoon Sex

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

Good Years

Tiger Stripes Joke

Banana Goes To The Doctor

Tarzan's Beard Joke

Black Coffee

Never Sing In The Shower

What Was E.T. Short For Joke

Get Me A Beer Joke

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