The Joker

Question 1

Clock Pun

6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock.

Question 2

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Question 3

Sugar Is The Word Joke

Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screaming "SUGAR IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHERE THE S SOUNDS LIKE SH. AM I RIGHT?" I didn't want to cause any trouble, so i said "Sure."

Question 4

Broken Hinges Joke

If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.

Question 5

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

Question 6

Fart Coin

There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents.

Question 7

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Question 8

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Question 9

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Question 10

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Question 11

Covid Carpool

So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in the car behind me.

Question 12

The #1 Cause Of Divorce

What is the #1 cause of divorce?

Question 13

A Duck, Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner

A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the ducks bill.

Question 14

Dad Jokes Joke

Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?

Question 15

Not Bragging

I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.

Question 16

Tree Stand Joke

How do you make a tree-stand?

Question 17

Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!

Question 18

Google Joke

Google must be a woman because it knows everything!

Question 19

Beard Pun

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Question 20

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Question 21

Embrace Your Mistakes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... So, she hugged me.

Question 22

Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Question 23

Stimulus Check Joke

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

Question 24

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Question 25

Communist Joke

I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

Question 26

Brunette Joke #2

What's a brunette's mating call?

Question 27

Unemployment Joke

I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work.

Question 28

Karate Pig Joke

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Question 29

Boiling Water Obituary Joke

Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.

Question 30

Dropped Your Laundry Joke

My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold!

The Joker

Clock Pun

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

Sugar Is The Word Joke

Broken Hinges Joke

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

Fart Coin

Detective Duck Joke

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

Construction Bird Joke

Alligator Thief Joke

Covid Carpool

The #1 Cause Of Divorce

A Duck, Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner

Dad Jokes Joke

Not Bragging

Tree Stand Joke

Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

Google Joke

Beard Pun

Pirates Favorite Country

Embrace Your Mistakes

Texas Capital

Stimulus Check Joke

EMT Joke

Communist Joke

Brunette Joke #2

Unemployment Joke

Karate Pig Joke

Boiling Water Obituary Joke

Dropped Your Laundry Joke

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