The Joker

Joke Count: 1229

A Woman Scorn

A Woman tried to cut off her lover's penis, missed and cut his thigh, charged with a misdaweiner.

What Did The Egg Say To The Boing Water Joke

What did the egg say to the boing water?

Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Drinking Problem Joke

I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

Hold Water Joke

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.

Treadmill Joke

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Trees Poop Joke

How do we know that trees poop?

Condensation In Home Joke

Does anyone know how to stop condensation in my home? Please call, the kettle is always on.

Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Marshmallow Dream Joke

Last night dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows. When I woke up this morning my pillows were gone.

Talk In My Sleep Joke

My wife says that I talk in my sleep but I don't believe her... nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Shrinking Clothes

All this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator!

Leonardo Da Vinci Advice

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" Leonardo da Vinci

Dracula's Favorite Breed Of Dog Joke

What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

What Did Dracula Suffer From After Biting A Snowman Joke

What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?

Building With The Most Stories Joke

What building in your town has the most stories?

Upolsterer

Great news everyone. Apparently that man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun... is now fully "recovered".

What Do You Call Dracula When Hes Shopping For Bargains Joke

What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?

Worm In An Apple Joke

What's worse than a worm in an apple?

Monsters Favorite Play Joke

What's a monster's favorite play?

Redneck Face Mask

You might be a redneck if?

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Middle Age Joke

How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

Cannabis Farmers

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

It's Illegal To Laugh Loudly In Hawaii Joke

Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?

COVID-19

Cornona Virus, it's an inside joke.

Human Intelligence

So somewhere out in space two alien life forms are talking with each other. The first one says "The dominant life forms on the planet earth have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons "The second one asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first alien replies, " I don't think so. they have them aimed at themselves!".

Quiet Dog Joke

What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?

Mother Of Jesus Joke

Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

Clear The Table Joke

My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!

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