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Joke Count: 1229
Timing Is Everything Joke
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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Marketing Joke
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Why don't marketers like trampolines?
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Picking Berries
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When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky!
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Santa’s Favorite Singer Joke
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Who is Santa's favorite singer?
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Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke
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Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.
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Cremation
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
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Zoo With No Dogs Joke
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What do you call a zoo with no dogs?
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What's A Snake Favorite Subject Kids Joke
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What's a snake favorite school subject?
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Declaration Of Independence Joke
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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Class Trip Pun
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Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe Joke
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Why was the old woman forced to live in a shoe?
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I'm Crazy Joke
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I just asked myself if I'm crazy. We said no.
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Jewish Grandma
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 30. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?....... "What..... You're coming empty handed?"
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Ex Wife Dress Joke
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Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ”Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.” A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.” Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear……I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.”
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Talking Lights Joke
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What did one light say to the other light?
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Husband's Birthday
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A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team." Next, a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?" The wife storms out dragon Jim with her and jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says, "Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up an ugly one this time!..." Jim's funeral is Sunday!
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Inviting A Friend To Dinner Joke
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Roger brings his buddy home to dinner without telling his wife. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just has to sit there and listen. Wife: "I look a mess, the house is dirty, the sink is full of dirty dishes, I'm wearing my comfy sweats and I don't have anything to make and I don't feel like cooking tonight! Why the hell would you bring him home?" Roger: "Because, he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo"
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Daylight Saving Time
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Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall back in 2020.
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A Weasel Walked Into A Bar
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Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel!
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She's A Keeper!
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A note from my wife. "Hey Sweetie, I'm at work. Dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on. Love you XOXO!
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What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?
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What do you get if you are allergic to noodles?
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Why Did The Dragon Sleep All Day?
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Why did the dragon sleep all day?
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Best Irish Toast Joke
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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Wine Question
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Friend, "On average, how much do you spend on a bottle of wine?
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What Does It Take To Be An Organ Donor?
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What does it take to be an organ donor?
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Steal A Coat Joke
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How do you steal a coat?
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Psychiatrist Pun
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This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."
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Sex Life Joke
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This guy was having trouble with his sex life so his doctor suggested he try jogging 10 miles a day. He called his doctor a week later and when asked about how his sex life is going he answered "How would I know Doc... I'm 70 miles from home."
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Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke
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What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
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Final Memory Joke
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Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!
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